BREAKING NEWS: BRIAN IS NOT DEAD
Posted By Brian Ritz on June 25, 2009
Not that anyone ever thought I was, unlike with Michael Jackson according to TMZ and pretty much everyone on my Facebook feed. It makes me wonder. With everyone on CNN, Fox, and NYTimes saying that Michael Jackson is in a coma and only TMZ saying he’s died…makes me wonder where people get their news from, or if they’re just hyper-quick to jump to conclusions.
EDIT: Guess you were right on this one, TMZ. RIP Jacko. Seriously.
There has been a lot of shit going on in my life lately (and in the life of the world: Iran, Ed McMahon, Mark Sanford, Farrah Fawcett, and now this Michael Jackson thing) and I have decided to do the wise and mature thing about it:
Ladies and gentlemen, I will be in PARIS, FRANCE for the next month attending a writing seminar where I’ll be studying with two writers of very high prestige (names not released for privacy’s sake…doubt they’d want to be affiliated with a smutty -but charming!- gay porn writer). To be honest, I don’t intend to spend my time there writing about cocks and dicks whilst eating a croissant and looking out at Jean-Paul and Etienne the Seine. I will be posting, though, however sporadically.
But fear not! You will still be receiving nigh-daily updates with hot, exclusive content (and yes, more photos and pre-release reviews…horndogs) thanks to my friends, Benny Morecock (manager of studmall.com) and Hugo Harley (product manager…aka GayPornAddict). I’ll have them introduce themselves as they update and hopefully we can all become a large, happy/gay family.
I’ll miss you all dearly. And now, my legitimate concern of life becomes: how do I order a plain double cheeseburger from MacDo?
Logan McCree makes a lovely Eiffel...
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I’m glad that you are getting the opportunity to expand your writing skills! Good luck and looking forward to more posts!
We will miss you!! I sure hope Hugo and Benny can fill your jock strap.
Brian. Where are you…..we miss you.
Sorry for the delay guys! I don’t know how/why it happened, but my password suddenly wouldn’t work while in France. Thanks to Hugo though, I now have password/posting access and am back in the game.
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