BUTT SLAMMING MONSTER COCKS.
Posted By Brian Ritz on January 12, 2010
Firstly, tangentially, if you could…vote for my blog real quick? It’s only about 12 slots away from being in the top 5, which is all I really need. It takes a hot sec and you don’t have to register or anything.
For full effect you really have to say the title of this post (and, coincidentally, the title of Hung Ladz’s newest film) in the style of an over-excited Joe from Family Guy. For those who don’t know the glory that is Joe Swanson, just say the title really loudly as if shouting “Let’s DO this!” before a soccer match…or a fuck session as you’re about to drill a virgin hole.
...or a combo of the two, image c/o Familyguyporn.info
Although not nearly as shocking as <Family Guy porn>, Butt Slamming Monster Cocks doesn’t fail to deliver in its, um, delivery of monster cocks. While one scene feature two boys who are a little too twinky for me, the rest of the cast is splendidly handsome…more ATJ.
He's got the BDS for sure.
The other day my roommate Bjorn was talking about his latest conquest, showing me pics of him online (and he is seriously one of the hottest guys I have ever seen who is not a porn star), and he mentioned that this guy had a BDW. Possible solutions to the anagram raced through my head: body down fuck / big donkey water / body do what / bright dental whites, and after seventy-three minutes of contemplation I asked Bjorn to remind me what a BDW was. He looked at me with disbelief and said, “You made it up.” Instantly it all came rushing back: the drugs, the sex, the day at the office when I realized Jessy Karson smirked as if to say, “Yeah I have a big penis.” I corrected Bjorn, reminding him that I had (TM)’d (sounds like a sexxxual position, amirite?) the BDS; the BDW [big dick walk] was free territory.
Um, YUM
HOTTEST PICTURE YET.
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Hi,
Hot Blog you got ! Want to swap links? If so write me back and lets recip links.
Max
Sure thing; have added you to my blogroll. Hope you’ll do the same.
Best,
Brian
Hi there,,, I like your intro ,,, very hot, maybe we could swap stories some time.
Awsome, i need to get !!