FUCKING FANTASTIC FILM FRIDAY: SPANISH HEAT
Posted By Brian Ritz on September 18, 2009
This tends to be a trend: me posting an okay post on a Friday afternoon and then, within moments of the initial post, stumbling upon something AMAZING. Fucking fantastic, in fact. And my dear devoted readers remember how I used to do a thing called FUCKING FANTASTIC FILM FRIDAYS. It is time for, ladies and gentlemen, a resurrection. Why?
THIS IS WHY MOTHERFUCKERS
Spanish Heat captured my heart for several reasons. You will note in the photos below the incredible clarity of the shots–don’t get me wrong, I love my amateur porn as much as the next cockhound, but something about smooth Latin boys against a starkly beautiful exotic backdrop…come on, you’d have to be a Republican not to get excited! Heh, heh.
I have a thing for naturally dark men. Not blacker-than-my-soul colored guys, but men of like, Jordanian or Iranian or Indian descent. I had a professor in college who was Jordanian, French, bald, and muscular. Yeah I had like ten orgasms a day. Just sayin’. Oh, he was tattooed too. Like these guys in Spanish Heat. The only thing that irks me about them is that there’s one guy with star tattoos which I think, no offense, are the most retarded thing ever. You are not a fucking Lisa Frank binder. Stop putting stars on your body. They are symbolic of jack shit. I hate you.
Sorry. I had to go on a mini-rant to dispel the too-persistent boner I’ve had since I saw this film–it’s difficult to concentrate on bringing porn to the people when your dick is the one typing. Wait, what?
You know the drill: many more pics ATJ (After the Jump).
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that one with the longer hair is hot hot hot
Did you, really just say not men darker than my soul colored guys? You’re a real dumb ass.
I apologize for seeming to come across as a “dumb ass,” however, I don’t think you are familiar with the context of the sentence. My soul, you see, is so dark due to years of sun exposure without proper sunblock. Men who are darker than my soul, well, they would have to be literally #000000 throughout, if one were to color-check them on Photoshop.