I RAPED THE GRE AND GOT IT PREGNANT.
Posted By Brian Ritz on November 14, 2009
The guy above is super hot, and according to Hugo at I Need Gay Porn Blog, he’s gonna be in a movie called Cape Town Cock Crusaders, or as I like to call it “Cock Town Cape Cruisers” or some other variation on a theme. Who is he, and when can I eat his ass? Diligent readers of SMB will note he has the BDS (Big-Dicked Smirk) just like hung hotties Matt Hughes and Titch Jones, Diego and Jessy Karson. He also looks a lot like Spinner from Degrassi: TNG.

Amirite?
Oh, and also…











Bitch I knew you could rock that shit! Kick ass!
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