Motherfucking Morecock.
Posted By Brian Ritz on November 5, 2009
Guess who got nominated for Cybersocket BEST GAY PORN BLOG ? No, not the strikingly handsome young man photographed above (you know, the one standing victorious on the battlefield?). Benny Morecock (you know, the one whose head is on my muthafucking platter!).
No, to be fair I’m not really planning to decapitate Benny. In fact, I ‘ll be a good sport and say here:
To tell you the truth, bitch is handling it better than I would. In fact, if you vote for him and then e-mail him saying you voted for him, he’ll send you a pic of his, well, sizeable to say the least COCK. A personalized cock photo from the manager of Studmall.com . What more could a guy ask for? Oh, what’s that you say? Hairy studs? Exclusive hairy studs? Wait, as in the super-hugely popular Hairy Studs Video from a few years ago? So you want pictures and trailers from the original hairy studs? Now that just seems impossible–
OH WAIT. NO IT’S NOT. Go see why Benny Morecock got the nom (nom nom nom)…or just go see some hairy studs.A preview:
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Dear Karma, it’s me Brian Ritz. You owe me. Sincerely, Brian Elizabeth Ritz
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you’re still pretty much better than me at everything (except for air hockey)
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Congratulations Benny.
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