Posted By Brian Ritz on September 3, 2009

FIRST: In case you haven’t already, check out the post I did on Jeremy Feist. He sent in a very sweet picture of himself just for us Studmuffins.

THEN: You surely remember my award-winning (in my mind) post from a few days ago, the one on SAVAGES, the soon-to-be-released film from SATYR?

It’s like Treasure Island… but more like if a Treasure Island movie fucked Britney Spears bareback (during that infamous period where she shaved her head), while on poppers, and had a bastard off-spring that was more fucked up than its parents…. Yup, I think that might describe it. -Benny Morecock, on Satyr

Maybe you’re a visual rememberer, and this will jog your memory: (it’s not SAVAGES, but it is pretty…savage…)

I KNOW you remember this.

ANYWAY. Imagine my glee (and the glee of millions of thousands of other bitches) when I saw that good ol’ MISTER Morecock is doing something so wacky you won’t even believe it.* What is that crazy Studmall bastard doing now?, you may ask. Hints: it involves Satyr. It does not involve forks, mammograms, Indian Summers, quarries, or individual liberty.

Go. Check it out. The power of Christ compels you.

*Well, maybe you’ll believe it if you aren’t shocked by anything anymore, which may just be the case considering you are considering watching the reaming of straight throats and the cum-filling of manholes.

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