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Studmall.com is running their famous Buy One Get Two Free sale — so if you’re looking to get warm and cozy with some hot gay DVD’s, now’s a good time to start. Studmall has a selection of 1000′s of titles from premium studios like Lukas Ridgeston, Cockyboys, Lucas Entertainment, Cazzo, Alphamale and Eurocreme…and many, many more!

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Since Thick Dick Thursdays seem to be such a raving success, I thought we could squeeze even more DICK into each calendar week. That’s why I’ve decided to declar this Tuesday and each Tuesday hereafter a Ten-Inch Tuesday! Featuring the hottest porn stars, you’ll want to check in each week to see if these boys really live up to all ten inches of their glory.

And thus and therefore, I do declare this first Ten-Inch Tuesday to be regally consecrated with German-born uber-tatted porno hottie Logan McCree. You’ve probably seen this boy before — he’s memorable for his full-body sheet of tattoos that strikes the perfect contrast to his sweet face, which in turn strikes the perfect contrast with his demon-sex eyes, which form the perfect pairing with his beautiful, edible cock and his angelic ass.

So without further delay, I present you the delicious-dicked, tight-tooled Logan McCree in all his tatted-up German splendor. Ach du, Logan McCree!

Watch Logan McCree in the free trailer for Alphamale’s “Dad’s Fuck Lads” (fast forward to near the end for his hottt scene with Vinnie D’Angelo)

Want to see more of Logan McCree’s hot dick and beautiful ass? Stream Logan’s movies instantly at Maleserve.tv, or buy DVD’s like Dads Fuck Lads at Studmall.com

Now continue for more hot free pix of bad boy Logan McCree:

Logan with his boyfriend mega-hottie Vinnie D’Angelo. What a lucky couple!

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So I just thought I’d introduce you all to my dear darling coworker in the gay porn industry, Nasty Nate, via a guest post he just did on Benny Morecock’s blog. Ch-ch-ch-check it!

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Last night, I made the trip down to Scruff Mondays at Rock Bar NYC along with the infamous Hugo Harley. There we were promised free beer, chicken wings, and best of all giant phallic hot dogs, just ripe for the taking.

Wait, I take it back: even better than the giant phallic hot dogs was deviantly delicious porn star Mike Dreyden, who hosts the party at Rock Bar every Monday night, and who last night became my FIRST PORN STAR ENCOUNTER EVER.

(Wait, I take it back: I had a little encounter of my own with Venezuelan hunk-o-meat Mario Ortiz this summer– but this time the clothes stayed on.)

So naturally, I was nervous – even Nasty Nate gets nervous from time to time. But Mike Dreyden’s raw, rough exterior betrays a sweetness that’s the stuff of candy stores, Christmas dreams and cinnamon-flavored condoms. We struck up a conversation and before long my nervousness had turned to pure nastiness.

So in thanks to Mike Dreyden for my FIRST PORN STAR ENCOUNTER EVER, I humbly present: THE BEST OF MIKE DREYDEN: A RETROSPECTIVE IN PICTURES. Jerk away and have a great day – and you have a great day too, Mike! See you soon in the porniverse.

(Are you a Mike Dreyden fan? Stream “Out with the Porn Stars” here. Or buy the DVD’s to Jock Park, Out with the Porn Stars, The Good the Bad and the Nasty, and In the Basement to take Mike home with you!)

Mike Dreyden in Ray Dragon’s “Jock Park”

Mike Dreyden in Ray Dragon’s “In the Basement”

Many more free pics of madly munchable Mike Dreyden AFTER THE JUMP:

Mike Dreyden in Alphamale’s “Out with the Porn Stars”

And One Hot Model Shot from “The Good, the Bad and the Nasty”

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Today I present to you a glorious new release from Alphamale, Out with the Pornstars. Enter the fuck-filled world of the Alphamale pornstars, as they get ready for some hot and horny action at the world famous HustlaBall porn party! The testosterone is running high and it’s got these filthy fuck studs worked up into a frenzy that only a hard session of shagging can settle!! With stars like Mike Dreyden and Aitor Crash leading the sexed-up muscle men in their night of hardcore antics, this is one Out adventure you don’t want to miss!

For more free pictures from OWTP, head ATJ ASAP:

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As per a suggestion from a third party source, I’ve decided to “beef up” the ol’ Studmuffin. Today I present to you some pics and a trailer from a new release from Alphamale, Beefed Up Jerk Off.

It’s a spunk covered collection of solo sessions from some of the hottest Alphamale fuckers, as they jerk, wank, tug, rub and stroke themselves to climax and spurt bucketloads of cum across their huge, rippling physiques, from huge meaty pecs to thick, powerful thighs. With names like Pedro Andreas, Daniel Marvin, Nathan Price and Vinnie D’Angelo, how could you resist?

For those of us with supreme manly-men fetishes, Beefed Up Jerk Off is a must-see. If you like daddies, hairy studs, muscle studs, or just guys who look like they could beat the crap out of you…enjoy!

For more pictures of BUJO, click ATJ:

Those of you who have been following my Tumblr have been privileged to hourly sneak peeks of this week’s FFFF–Fit as Fuck from Alphamale. Yes, dear readers, every two hours for the past three days I’ve been posting one picture from today’s sextravaganza. If you haven’t been heeding my Suck It Saturday requests to follow me on Tumblr, you are just now getting this hot cock overload. It might be too much. But don’t say I didn’t warn ya.

Here’s a free trailer from Alphamale’s Fit as Fuck:

More sexy-ass muscle studs, cum shots, huge veiny cocks, and hardcore fucking after the jump:

Hey Pornsters,

The second installment of Alphmale Media’s Dads Fucks Lads series is here: Breaking ‘Em In:

Now Available at Studmall.com!

Hey Pornsters,

Daddies and twinks: The Intergenerational Phenomenon! The commingling of Muscle-Daddy Porn and Twink Porn is a growing movement, and boy I can’t get enough of it. With the release of Dad Takes a Fishing Trip, Dads Fuck Lads, and Now Older Guys, Young Lads from Stripes Media, it may be my new favorite genre.

I’ve been watching the emerging studio line Stripes Media for a while, and I’m constantly impressed. Director Guy Hunter never falls short, as he manages to bring to the camera a phenomenal dynamic between the actors that is both HOT and REAL. And their new release, Older Guys, Young Lads gets my “One Cock Up” award. With a cast of beautifully ripped muscle hunks, and cute toned twinks, this is the kind of video that will get even a hardened porn-mogul hot and bothered.

Watch the trailer for Stripes Media’s Older Guys, Young Lads here:

More Older Guys, Young Lads after the jump!

Older Guys Young Lads

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Those abs! That tie!

For all of you with a serious daddy fetish…or for those of you with daddy issues *raises hand shamelessly both times*…I present to you the

First Annual Studmuffin Dadstravaganza!

The following pics and trailer are from the newest Alphamale release, Dads Fuck Lads. Its cast includes Studmuffin favorite Logan McCree and all his wonderful tattooed self (and his real-life boyfriend Vinnie D’Angelo). Although the “dads” in the film aren’t necessarily what I’d call daddies (I think more hair and/or more Dad Takes a Fishing Trip), they wear ties and fuck their poolboys and stuff that maybe isn’t totally dad-specific but hell. I’m not complaining.

Alphamale Media presents Dads Fuck Lads

For more dad-on-lad action (and for lots of Logan McCree pics), head after the jump:

To buy Dads Fuck Lads on DVD, click here!

Hey Pornsters,

Eurocreme’s Alex Stevens just debuted in his first viral commercial, now on YouTube.  Opposite of Alex stars Trojan Rock from Alphamale. I won’t give away the hilarious ending, but let’s just say this has inspired me to make sure I always have some lube handy. Especially if I need to win a favor:

A smart and clever marketing move from Eurocreme, it’s the start of their campaign to brand hot new products within their DVDs… And I love this unexpected coupling of Eurocreme’s Alex Stevens and Alphamale’s Trojan Rock. Especially after hearing about the sparks between the two pornstars at the Maleflixx party in Germany at the Venus Show. Apparently Alex Stevens had his eye on Trojan Rock’s man-hole and was NOT shy about it.

Eurocreme's Alex Stevens

Alphamale's Trojan Rock

Dads Fucks Lads

More INTERGENARATIONAL SEX after the jump!

Buy Alphamale’s “Dads Fucks Lads” at Studmall.com!

Watch Alphamale’s “Dads Fucks Lads” at Studmall.tv!

And be sure to check out Dad Takes a Fishing Trip:

Joe Gage's Dad Takes a Fishing Trip

Hey Pornsters,

Bear lovers, testosterone junkies, muscle worshipers, and hairy hunks, this is for you: Sex at Sweatbox from Alphamale Media… check it:

Alphamale Media presents Sex at Sweatbox

Alphamale Media presents Sex at Sweatbox

Alphamale Media presents Sex at Sweatbox

Alphamale Media presents Sex at Sweatbox

Free trailer right here:

Much more after the jump!

Available now as an exclusive pre-release with Studmall.com, make your friends envious and be the first to get Alphamale Media’s Sex at Sweatbox!

Now Available!

Alphamale Media has not lost any momentum with Sex at Sweatbox, this being the 23rd release of their successful hunk line. Fans will be more than pleased with this newest release!

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See more DVDs from Alphamale Media:

More from Alphamale Media

Alphamale presents SEX AT SWEATBOX

Things I’m totally a sucker for include bald men, POV shots, hairy chests, and spicy chicken nuggets. Now, although there are no spicy chicken nuggets in Alphamale’s SEX AT SWEATBOX, it makes you…sweat…even more than if you were to eat three billion spicy chicken nuggets. Jesus. The only thing that even comes close to the hotness of the sex in Sweatbox is the film “SEX PIT NUGGETS”:

A Classic for all Ages!

But seriously folks. If you’re as much a fan of the hunky, beefy, bald guy with ink as I am, prepare to empty your balls. I am not even kidding. I also discovered a new phenomenon I find ridiculously attractive. I’ll show the phenomenon, exclusive pre-release pics from Sex at Sweatbox, and a four-minute-long trailer from Sweatbox all after the jump!

Okay, firstly: the phenomenon. Since I’m so totally turned on by bald and beefy guys with hair on their chests, it only makes sense that I’d stare at a lot of hairy chests. In doing so, I’ve noticed a particularly attractive type of hairy chest: small, pink nipples surrounded by a thick mess of dark hair.

Hairy chest, tiny nipples

Alphamale presents Sex at Sweatbox

Myspace shot done right

• To pre-order Sex at Sweatbox or to check out other Alphamale DVDs, click here.
• For more posts on hot bald Alphamale guys click here.

Pornsters!

It’s good to be back. It’s a fresh, new year. The sun is bright and shining, and it’s about 15 degrees at the moment (ok, that last part– not so great).

I’d like to start off the year by telling you that I’ve just launched my own VOD site, Studmall.tv! It’s abolutely fucktastic, if I do say so myself. Designed with absolute simplicity in mind, it’s very easy to use. And all pictures and videos are high definition. No longer will you suffer with fuzzy, low quality porn! No longer will you be oppressed by bad, amateur tube porn! Studmall.tv is the porn of the FUTURE.

Check it Out!

And if you sign up, I’ll give you $5 in credits, free! The only catch is you’d better give that right hand (or left) a nice work-out, and think of me while you do it. Just send me an email once you’ve signed up, and I’ll credit your account.

Now, to end the last year on a proper note, I’d like to give you my top 10 movies. DRUM ROLL…

My Top 10 Movies of 2009

#10: When Matt Fucked Ryan

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#9: Supersized Fuck Machine: Titch Jones

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#8: Out on the Hit

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#7: Ass Stretcher 5

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#6: 11 Inch Fuck Stud

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#5: Dad Takes a Fishing Trip

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#4: Porn Boy

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#3: Paris Playboys

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#2: Born to Fuck

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#1: Used & Abused: Sebastian's Double Fuck Weekend

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Hey Pornsters,

Eurocreme, known for it’s European twink porn, broadens it’s cocks to include some South African flavor: Cape Town Cock Cruisers.

Eurocreme presents Cape Town Cock Cruisers

Eurocreme presents Cape Town Cock Cruisers

Eurocreme presents Cape Town Cock Cruisers

Filmed entirely in and using an all South African cast, this collaboration between Eurocreme and Liberate Studios is a fresh addition to the Eurocreme line. Predecessors Rogered! and Insatiable (both Alphamale Media) are also filmed entirely in South Africa. Both are best-sellers and may foreshadow the success of this new Eurocreme release. Check out the free trailer here:

More cock cruisin’ after the jump!

Eurocreme presents Cape Town Cock Cruisers

Eurocreme presents Cape Town Cock Cruisers

Eurocreme presents Cape Town Cock Cruisers

Eurocreme presents Cape Town Cock Cruisers

Eurocreme presents Cape Town Cock Cruisers

Eurocreme presents Cape Town Cock Cruisers

Available at Studmall.com

If you like South African studs, check out these other releases, collaborations between Alphamale Media and Liberate Studios:

Liberate Studios and Alphamale Media presents Insatiable

Liberate Studios and Alphamale Media presents Insatiable

Remember that post I did a few days ago, trying to figure out the identity of the hot and big-dicked Eurocreme guy on the cover of Cape Town Cock Cruisers?

Yeah. This guy.

Well I found him. And my GOD did I find him. Thanks to my arsenal of gay porn information and photos and my giant dick, I was able to find some EXCLUSIVE pictures from Eurocreme’s upcoming South African flick CAPE TOWN COCK CRUISERS.

Big Dicks from Eurocreme

The coverboy (newcummer KEV TYLER) is not the only drop-dead gorgeous one in the mix. And, for any of you guys who get annoyed at my aryan-centric (aka I LUV WHITE GUYZ) posts, I’m sure you’ll enjoy this film. It’s got black and brown boys alike. Filmed in South Africa (hence the Cape Town part of the title, you twats) (just like…INSATIABLE!), Cape Town Cock Cruisers is chock full of hot guys. Eurocreme again brings us even more giant fucking cocks, with Kev Tyler being only the tip of the penis…er…iceberg.

For 17 exclusive photos, follow me after the jump:

Big Dicks from Eurocreme

Big Dicks from Eurocreme

Big Dicks from Eurocreme

Big Dicks from Eurocreme

Big Dicks from Eurocreme

Big Dicks from Eurocreme

Big Dicks from Eurocreme

Big Dicks from Eurocreme

Big Dicks from Eurocreme

Big Dicks from Eurocreme

Big Dicks from Eurocreme

Big Dicks from Eurocreme

Big Dicks from Eurocreme

Big Dicks from Eurocreme

Big Dicks from Eurocreme

Big Dicks from Eurocreme

Big Dicks from Eurocreme

The right tools indeed...

Just a note: if you wish to watch this film (which you should), you have to register at Alphamalefuckers.com . Click any of these links or pictures in order to do so.

A fucked up, dark and outrageous black comedy that on the surface subverts the gangster movie genre, but at its heart tells a story about people’s fear of growing old, alone, and without love.

Premiering online at the end of October, with a cinematic launch due later this year, this quirky and violent black comedy features a galaxy of the world’s best-known porn star talent, with ROCCO BANKS playing the vengeful victim and TROJAN ROCK as a retired hit man in Rio brought back to London for one last job.

The big-name porn star lineup continues with CARLO COX, DANIEL MARVIN, BUTCH GRAND, and ORLANDO TORO in supporting roles as thugs, villains, and “shifty characters.”

Filmed on location in London and Brazil while Alphamale was making its summer adult titles LATIN HEAT, BULGING BOXERS, and OUT ON THE HIT, this film aims to subvert the Guy Ritchie movie genre while tapping into the anger over rising homophobic attacks on London’s gay community in recent years.

The mini-feature film follows two dysfunctional gay gangster couples, trying to save their failing relationships, while planning a revenge attack on a psychopathic queer basher – but with the obligatory shocking and outrageous twist at the end!

Trojan Rock, badass that he is, enjoys popsicles.

Promising everything from sex, violence, drugs, rape, guns, girls, and of course a storyline involving gay pornography—DIRTY BENT BASTARDS has its tongue firmly in its cheek while looking to promote its stars and its R18 titles in a more novel and entertaining way.

This hybrid spoof movie was written and directed by Max Barber, aka MAXWELL B, the studio’s resident director.

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I, Brian Elizabeth Ritz, give it two thumbs up. I laughed out loud (my entire office heard me) many times, and will not provide spoilers but instead sneak peeks: 1) a lovebird in the microwave, 2) GIANT TITTIES, 3) “kill two birds with one bazooka.” 4) shameless self-promotion. A definite must-see for anyone who likes their porn mixed in with humor (aka, anyone who reads this blog). Though, to be fair, this movie is NOT porn. You see butts and sex is implied, and there’s definite S&M and giant dildos in asses, but no peen.

Alphamalefuckers.com

He knew the drill.

Have you heard of Hayden Hennessy? If you say yes, you might be hallucinating. Hayden’s new to the porn circuit. Real new. In fact, his porn experience is so far limited to DIY porn (see his blog haydenhennessy.com) and webcam shoots. I found him on Twitter (again, HaydenHennessy) and he asked to do an interview. Unlike anyone else I’ve interviewed before, he had taken exclusive pictures for me BEFORE THE INTERVIEW EVEN STARTED. Either I’m getting too big for my blogosphere britches, or Hayden’s a trooper. Maybe a bit of both.

This post is a little different from my usual interview posts because Hayden’s never been in a film. We talk about his dreams and desires in the porn world, fast food duhhh, and monogamy.

If nothing else, Mr. Porn Director, you should hire Hayden so he could get some spare change to buy a new camera! Let’s be real here…the quality of these photos is not the finest. However, the thing I find so appealing about Hayden is that even though he doesn’t fit into the normal Porn Star mold (is he a twink? a cub? a pup? an otter?) he has what Alphamale would call an INSATIABLE quality about him. This boy is in it to win it, and won’t stop until he gets to the top. To be honest, I haven’t seen such an intense passion for porn since my first interview with Jessy Karson (and just look where he is now!).

Goal studio?

Hayden Hennessy : There are a lot…I would LOVE to work for Lucas Entertainment, Chi Chi LaRue, Raging Stallion, etc…Michael Lucas is a huge inspiration to me because his stuff isn’t just sexy, it’s smart and artistic.

When did you realize you wanted in the industry?

Hayden Hennessy: The first gay porn I saw was with Billy Brandt. And that was one of the things that made me want to pursue it.

Brian Ritz: Oh yeah? How old were you when you saw it/how long have you wanted to do the porn thing? lol

Hayden Hennessy: I was around 21, I’m 27 now. I’ve been seriously pursuing it for about 2 years. Before, I had no idea what the hell I was doing.

Favorite porn stars?

Hayden Hennessy: Ummmm…haha. Tommy Defendi, Rocco Giovanni, Ryan Russell. I’ve talked to the last two on Twitter and not only are they HOT, they’re cool, funny guys. Which is definitely a plus! Tattoos/piercing s are nice! = ) I’m all about the rough, punk guys. A little moreso than the standard buff guys in porn.

Brian Ritz: have you ever seen the videos of the guys @ studmall?

Hayden Hennessy: Nope not yet. But I do like down and dirty guys, is that what they are?

Brian Ritz: another must- see group. mostly amateur stuff, very gritty and real.

Hayden Hennessy: Hmmm….I’m gonna have to check it out! Haha.

Brian Ritz: and important question # 43478903: top or bottom?

Hayden Hennessy: I’m more of a bottom, but I can be versatile.

About relationships…

Hayden Hennessy

I’ve actually never been in a conventional relationship. I’ve always kind of found myself doing guys with pregnant girlfriends haha

On twinks…

Hayden Hennessy: I actually have an agent, although I haven’t talked to him in a couple months haha For a long time, I’ve been told I look too “twink” so I’m trying to go as far away from that as possible.

Brian Ritz: oh good idea! (not usually a fan of twinks)

Hayden Hennessy: I’m finding myself more and more into them actually. Damien Munroe is probably the hottest twink I’ve seen.

On THA BIZ…

Hayden Hennessy: I’ve researched the business for about 5 years now. And I’ve made some contacts, all really cool people. I contacted Jason Sechrest when I was 21 and I decided I wanted to get into porn. And he was very cool about it – - even though I had no business trying to do it at that time! haha

Brian Ritz: awww. did he like, point you in the right direction as to how to get started?

Hayden Hennessy: Oh yea..I didn’t have the look at the time – - and I was being all rebellious about it. Like “I can do gay porn and NOT be toned or defined!” Like I said, I had NO idea what I was doing..

Brian Ritz: nyaw…so what have you been doing the past 6 years?

Hayden Hennessy: Moving…haha. I always seem to find myself in really bad living situations and spending alot of time trying to get out of them…I spent a few years partying alittle too hard.. haha

Brian Ritz: ohhh no

Hayden Hennessy: Yea thankfully I got it out of my system young….

Brian Ritz: i think everyone has to go through a period of getting it out of yr system. ah, but i must ask the important Studmuffinblog question, as i wait anxiously for the delivery of my lunch: favorite fast food?

Hayden Hennessy: Yea – - I spent a while just being crazy and not so healthy…but I learned SO much about myself and other people for sure. I gotta go with Subway. Their veggie sub w/ avacado is orgasmic!!

Brian Ritz: ahhh subway. a pornster favorite, i’ve noted

Hayden Hennessy: Oh but I can tear some chicken nuggets up, don’t get me wrong!

Brian Ritz: that’s what i’m TALKIN about

Hayden Hennessy: Honey mustard sauce…Mmm!

Brian Ritz: i’m thinking of doing a blog contest actually. “pose naked with your favorite fast food.” don’t see how it could go wrong…

Hayden Hennessy: now THAT could get interesting…

Brian Ritz: srsly

Hayden Hennessy: I’ll look out for it!

& MORE…

Hayden Hennessy: And just wanted to add that I’m very passionate about the business and want to bring that to xxx fans!

Brian Ritz: absolutely. you have a good attitude for the industry, which is very important

Hayden Hennessy: Thanks! I want to add something new/different. & I’m very serious about it. I’ve done my research and I know all about what I’m getting into…or trying to get into haha

Brian Ritz: or what you’re trying to get your dick into. yuk yuk yuk.

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Trojan Rock: The Man Himself

Some correspondence with an overseas pal of mine led me to these wacky images…

Popular porn actor Trojan Rock, most well known for his Alphamalemedia movies recently got turned into a 3-d graphic by the mysterious artist “Mssf”.  Mssf, as he calls himself, makes 3-d graphics of his favorite stars and then creates scenarios he would like to see them in. Unfortunately, Mssf’s website is down for the time being so you can’t see his other work but if this shit is any indication, I’m sure it all kicks ass.

Trojan says “he can’t wait to see who he will be fucking”  and, on a more serious note, he states “I am extremely flattered to have been immortalized this way.”

Reminds me of my World of Warcraft days.

Seriously, I’m painfully reminded of my days of playing World of Warcraft. But let’s face it–if all the characters in WoW looked like these, who wouldn’t be a lardass video game addict?

Or at least a trailer trash fag

Hey Pornsters,

JUST got my hands on the trailer for the new movie by Alphamale: Insatiable! It’s not coming out for about a month, but I’m taking pre-orders for Insatiable at Studmall.com if you want to be the first to get it when it comes out! Plus, I’m giving you 50% any other DVD when you pre-order it. If you’re into muscle dudes, hairy guys, and just MEN in general, you’ll love this newest release by Alphamale. Check it out (the pictures are aren’t great quality, cuz I took screen grabs from the trailer…. ghetto, I know, but I do what I gotta do for you)

Alphamale presents Insatiable

Alphamale presents Insatiable

Alphamale Media presents Insatiable

The heat of Cape Town gets everyone horny as fuck, and as we follow hung star Kurt Rogers on a day of rampant sexual encounters, we see it’s all true!!  From self sucking in the morning to cum facials in the evening, via foursome orgies and sex with cops, Kurt is one insatiable fucker, just how Alphamale like them.  With the biggest dicks in South Africa and the hottest, manliest bodies all together, it’s a fuckfest to rival all others!!

Alphamale Media presents Insatiable

Alphamale Media presents Insatiable

Alphamale presents Insatiable

Alphamale Media presents Insatiable

Alphamale Media presents Insatiable

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I fucking LOVE that model on the front…. pretty blue eyes and a nice uncut dick.

It is what it is...

My number-one fetish of all time is bald men. My first man-crush was on my cello teacher (yes, I was such a cultured youth!). He was bald, short-ish (sadly) (5’7″), muscular, and every time leaned over to help me with my bow-hold, I caught a peek of some serious chest hair beneath his collar. I can best describe him as looking like one of these guys:

So yes, basically an Alphamale guy. With the exception of recent release Spanish Heat, I haven’t heard or seen much from Alphamale in a while. I’d missed checking my porn stash only to find new films featuring hot, hairy bald guys. And then…Insatiable. I saw this trailer and it was like all my dreams came true (except for the one about a vending machine that dropped out free chicken nuggets). I dare you to watch this and not get hard. Hint: YOU SEE SELF-SUCKING WITHIN THE FIRST 20 SECONDS!

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Not me and my cello teacher…but close enough to inspire at least fifty thousand jack-off fantasylands.

Oh, and check out this cute pic of Benny Morecock I found on my hard drive:

Forgive the rude caption; it's so CRUEL how mean people are on the internet!

I love men. As you can probably tell by like, 9/10 posts on this blog, I want a MAN and not a barely-legal bitch who screws his pretty little face up in a grotesque manner as his quaint virgin hole is annihilated.

And apparently, gay America is right along with me. Take the 2009 GayVN awards. Raging Stallion’s To the Last Man, a notably manly flick, swept the ceremony with 13 awards including Best Pictures, Best Actor, and Best Supporting Actor. Wikipedia has this to say about Best Actor Ricky Sins (Hotter Than Hell, Inkstorm, Ink Stain) :

Ricky performed eight years of service in the US Army as a Special Forces Sergeant First Class.^[2] During his military service he had 28 confirmed kills. Three of his military years were spent in Iraq where an explosive device caused head trauma, damaged his hearing in his right ear, and broke his right wrist.^[3]

Kinda like the anti-twink right there, don’t ya think?

Nothing about this guy is twinky.

Best group sex scene went to one of my all-time favorite movies: Black Scorpion’s SEX HIKER. And Logan McCree, one of my top 5 people I’d like to stick my dick in (oh, also Sarah Palin…just to watch her squirm…and by stick my dick in, I mean stick my dick in her eyehole. And then get her pregnant with my amazing politically-charged sperm but she won’t be able to have an abortion because of Obama’s Baby-Killing Plan Death Panel), Logan McCree won Best Performer.

That's the last expression she would make before my dick slipped into her eye.

Interestingly enough, the only explicit TWINK on the GayVN Awards is from Bel Ami, for Best Actor in a Foreign Release. And we all know (and some of us love) the European twinkmongers like Eurocreme, Bare, Staxus, etc.

SO. The point of the matter is: America loves Men. I don’t want to get too cultural and analytical about this, but it’s an interesting thought. I was reading this post on Gawker a few days ago, and a commenter made the point that our gaydar is basically nullified when it comes to European men–they generally tend to take great care when it comes to grooming/outfitting/etc. — at least a lot more than the stereotypical American man.  I bet this has something to do with why Europeans/European porn seems more geared toward the clean-cut than American porn. This is obviously NOT ALWAYS THE CASE. Have you seen the Alphamale / Bulldog lines? Definitely exceptions to the rule.

Maybe, and this is stretching it, it has something to do with the fact that America’s a relatively new country and we’re on kinda shaky terms with the rest of the world as it is. Maybe we want the illusion of comfort, protection. When you’re being force-fed scare tactics and the airport thinks your nipple rings are terrorist devices (ahem), when people try to kill your president and the economy is falling down on itself the way you, depressed out of your mind last Saturday, fell drunkenly onto the pavement…well, any inkling of security is worth latching onto, even if it is the old stereotype of He-Man coming to save the day.

I spy...with my little eye...a really fucking phallic symbol!

Hugo Harley here filling in for the venerable Brian Ritz.  While Brian is off getting inspiration from hot moody french men like Vincent Cassel and Wilfried Knight, I’m left submitting the first post during his absence.

Unfortunately I don’t have Ritzy’s Photoshop skills but I do have oodles of EXCLUSIVE photos for this week’s FFFF: Out on the Hit.

Tell me you just don't want to lick those tats....

Starring  our favorite hairy hunks, this new Alphamale Media release pleases the inner MANLOVER within us all.

Loosen him up!

Vinnie D’angelo stars as a man out for revenge against a crime boss who contributed to destruction of his family–his prostitute sister was murdered by the mob and his mother died from the grief.  Vinnie travels to London to find Butch Grand and bring him to his knees…. that pun is very much intended.  Playing detective, our hunky protaganist was able to piece together the organization and track down the hitman, the lieutenants and the lackeys connected to the heavily bearded Butch.

...doesn't even bat an eye.

...more please....

As we follow Vinnie’s story, we find that the best way to get any information out of anybody is to…well, fuck’em! Dolan, our hitman gets pounded by Rocco Banks which leads to Jean Franko stuffing Rafael which then prompts a revenge fuck of Korben by the virile topman Tiko.  (Are you following so far?)  Just when I thought the excitement would end, Trojan Rock comes out of the retirement to team up with Vinnie D’Angelo…. Poor Butch, he screwed with the wrong people.

There is a sweet ending that culminates with the picture of Apollonian beauty himself, Logan McCree, being drilled by Vinnie’s unmerciful cock. Out on the Hit was hot film filled with hunky, masculine guys.  I tend to like my menz (sic) strong & ripped with a “pulling-your-hair-while-my-cock-impales-you” glint in their eyes.  We are presented with too many hot models for me to distinguish just one good performer.  However, when Rafael was being split open on a pool table, I swear my DVD player began smoking….yes, it was a pretty hot scene.

Starring Vinnie D’Angelo, Jean Franko, Tiko, Logan McCree, Butch Grand and more hunky men, Out on the Hit is a tale of what happens when you mess with a REAL Alphamale.

Out on the Hit recieves 3.75 out of 5 StudMuffins from Hugo Harley, your Resident Gay Porn Addict.