Since Thick Dick Thursdays seem to be such a raving success, I thought we could squeeze even more DICK into each calendar week. That’s why I’ve decided to declar this Tuesday and each Tuesday hereafter a Ten-Inch Tuesday! Featuring the hottest porn stars, you’ll want to check in each week to see if these boys really live up to all ten inches of their glory.

And thus and therefore, I do declare this first Ten-Inch Tuesday to be regally consecrated with German-born uber-tatted porno hottie Logan McCree. You’ve probably seen this boy before — he’s memorable for his full-body sheet of tattoos that strikes the perfect contrast to his sweet face, which in turn strikes the perfect contrast with his demon-sex eyes, which form the perfect pairing with his beautiful, edible cock and his angelic ass.

So without further delay, I present you the delicious-dicked, tight-tooled Logan McCree in all his tatted-up German splendor. Ach du, Logan McCree!

Watch Logan McCree in the free trailer for Alphamale’s “Dad’s Fuck Lads” (fast forward to near the end for his hottt scene with Vinnie D’Angelo)

Want to see more of Logan McCree’s hot dick and beautiful ass? Stream Logan’s movies instantly at Maleserve.tv, or buy DVD’s like Dads Fuck Lads at Studmall.com

Now continue for more hot free pix of bad boy Logan McCree:

Logan with his boyfriend mega-hottie Vinnie D’Angelo. What a lucky couple!

Want to see more of this sexy tattooed fucker? Stream Logan McCree’s movies instantly at Maleserve.tv, or buy DVD’s like Dads Fuck Lads at Studmall.com

Today I present to you a glorious new release from Alphamale, Out with the Pornstars. Enter the fuck-filled world of the Alphamale pornstars, as they get ready for some hot and horny action at the world famous HustlaBall porn party! The testosterone is running high and it’s got these filthy fuck studs worked up into a frenzy that only a hard session of shagging can settle!! With stars like Mike Dreyden and Aitor Crash leading the sexed-up muscle men in their night of hardcore antics, this is one Out adventure you don’t want to miss!

For more free pictures from OWTP, head ATJ ASAP:

To buy Out with the Pornstars, or to shop for many more cheap-as-fuck gay DVDs, click here!

As per a suggestion from a third party source, I’ve decided to “beef up” the ol’ Studmuffin. Today I present to you some pics and a trailer from a new release from Alphamale, Beefed Up Jerk Off.

It’s a spunk covered collection of solo sessions from some of the hottest Alphamale fuckers, as they jerk, wank, tug, rub and stroke themselves to climax and spurt bucketloads of cum across their huge, rippling physiques, from huge meaty pecs to thick, powerful thighs. With names like Pedro Andreas, Daniel Marvin, Nathan Price and Vinnie D’Angelo, how could you resist?

For those of us with supreme manly-men fetishes, Beefed Up Jerk Off is a must-see. If you like daddies, hairy studs, muscle studs, or just guys who look like they could beat the crap out of you…enjoy!

For more pictures of BUJO, click ATJ:

Those of you who have been following my Tumblr have been privileged to hourly sneak peeks of this week’s FFFF–Fit as Fuck from Alphamale. Yes, dear readers, every two hours for the past three days I’ve been posting one picture from today’s sextravaganza. If you haven’t been heeding my Suck It Saturday requests to follow me on Tumblr, you are just now getting this hot cock overload. It might be too much. But don’t say I didn’t warn ya.

Here’s a free trailer from Alphamale’s Fit as Fuck:

More sexy-ass muscle studs, cum shots, huge veiny cocks, and hardcore fucking after the jump:

I have a personal philosophy: never fuck a virgin. There’s that whole “you never forget your first” thing, and I don’t want to be memorable for taking someone’s cherry…I’d prefer “Notoriously Kickass Cocksucker” or “Best Tasting Asshole.” Regardless of what I believe, however, I am not at all opposed to watching the deflowering of virgins.  Especially not by well-experienced daddies, home from a long day at work.

The newest film from the new studio Dads Fuck Lads, Breaking ‘Em In promises cherry poppin’ daddies. No, not these Cherry Poppin Daddies. The kind we gays actually care about.

This kind.

From a dude getting fucked by his buddy’s dad to a kid hard up for cash and willing to do anything, to soft JP Dubois relaxing in the tub…Breaking ‘Em In rocks.

Here is the trailer:

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To buy Breaking ‘Em In and reminisce about the day your virgin hole got plowed…click here.

Those abs! That tie!

For all of you with a serious daddy fetish…or for those of you with daddy issues *raises hand shamelessly both times*…I present to you the

First Annual Studmuffin Dadstravaganza!

The following pics and trailer are from the newest Alphamale release, Dads Fuck Lads. Its cast includes Studmuffin favorite Logan McCree and all his wonderful tattooed self (and his real-life boyfriend Vinnie D’Angelo). Although the “dads” in the film aren’t necessarily what I’d call daddies (I think more hair and/or more Dad Takes a Fishing Trip), they wear ties and fuck their poolboys and stuff that maybe isn’t totally dad-specific but hell. I’m not complaining.

Alphamale Media presents Dads Fuck Lads

For more dad-on-lad action (and for lots of Logan McCree pics), head after the jump:

To buy Dads Fuck Lads on DVD, click here!

Alphamale presents SEX AT SWEATBOX

Things I’m totally a sucker for include bald men, POV shots, hairy chests, and spicy chicken nuggets. Now, although there are no spicy chicken nuggets in Alphamale’s SEX AT SWEATBOX, it makes you…sweat…even more than if you were to eat three billion spicy chicken nuggets. Jesus. The only thing that even comes close to the hotness of the sex in Sweatbox is the film “SEX PIT NUGGETS”:

A Classic for all Ages!

But seriously folks. If you’re as much a fan of the hunky, beefy, bald guy with ink as I am, prepare to empty your balls. I am not even kidding. I also discovered a new phenomenon I find ridiculously attractive. I’ll show the phenomenon, exclusive pre-release pics from Sex at Sweatbox, and a four-minute-long trailer from Sweatbox all after the jump!

Okay, firstly: the phenomenon. Since I’m so totally turned on by bald and beefy guys with hair on their chests, it only makes sense that I’d stare at a lot of hairy chests. In doing so, I’ve noticed a particularly attractive type of hairy chest: small, pink nipples surrounded by a thick mess of dark hair.

Hairy chest, tiny nipples

Alphamale presents Sex at Sweatbox

Myspace shot done right

• To pre-order Sex at Sweatbox or to check out other Alphamale DVDs, click here.
• For more posts on hot bald Alphamale guys click here.

The right tools indeed...

Just a note: if you wish to watch this film (which you should), you have to register at Alphamalefuckers.com . Click any of these links or pictures in order to do so.

A fucked up, dark and outrageous black comedy that on the surface subverts the gangster movie genre, but at its heart tells a story about people’s fear of growing old, alone, and without love.

Premiering online at the end of October, with a cinematic launch due later this year, this quirky and violent black comedy features a galaxy of the world’s best-known porn star talent, with ROCCO BANKS playing the vengeful victim and TROJAN ROCK as a retired hit man in Rio brought back to London for one last job.

The big-name porn star lineup continues with CARLO COX, DANIEL MARVIN, BUTCH GRAND, and ORLANDO TORO in supporting roles as thugs, villains, and “shifty characters.”

Filmed on location in London and Brazil while Alphamale was making its summer adult titles LATIN HEAT, BULGING BOXERS, and OUT ON THE HIT, this film aims to subvert the Guy Ritchie movie genre while tapping into the anger over rising homophobic attacks on London’s gay community in recent years.

The mini-feature film follows two dysfunctional gay gangster couples, trying to save their failing relationships, while planning a revenge attack on a psychopathic queer basher – but with the obligatory shocking and outrageous twist at the end!

Trojan Rock, badass that he is, enjoys popsicles.

Promising everything from sex, violence, drugs, rape, guns, girls, and of course a storyline involving gay pornography—DIRTY BENT BASTARDS has its tongue firmly in its cheek while looking to promote its stars and its R18 titles in a more novel and entertaining way.

This hybrid spoof movie was written and directed by Max Barber, aka MAXWELL B, the studio’s resident director.

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I, Brian Elizabeth Ritz, give it two thumbs up. I laughed out loud (my entire office heard me) many times, and will not provide spoilers but instead sneak peeks: 1) a lovebird in the microwave, 2) GIANT TITTIES, 3) “kill two birds with one bazooka.” 4) shameless self-promotion. A definite must-see for anyone who likes their porn mixed in with humor (aka, anyone who reads this blog). Though, to be fair, this movie is NOT porn. You see butts and sex is implied, and there’s definite S&M and giant dildos in asses, but no peen.

Alphamalefuckers.com

Trojan Rock: The Man Himself

Some correspondence with an overseas pal of mine led me to these wacky images…

Popular porn actor Trojan Rock, most well known for his Alphamalemedia movies recently got turned into a 3-d graphic by the mysterious artist “Mssf”.  Mssf, as he calls himself, makes 3-d graphics of his favorite stars and then creates scenarios he would like to see them in. Unfortunately, Mssf’s website is down for the time being so you can’t see his other work but if this shit is any indication, I’m sure it all kicks ass.

Trojan says “he can’t wait to see who he will be fucking”  and, on a more serious note, he states “I am extremely flattered to have been immortalized this way.”

Reminds me of my World of Warcraft days.

Seriously, I’m painfully reminded of my days of playing World of Warcraft. But let’s face it–if all the characters in WoW looked like these, who wouldn’t be a lardass video game addict?

Or at least a trailer trash fag

Hey Pornsters,

JUST got my hands on the trailer for the new movie by Alphamale: Insatiable! It’s not coming out for about a month, but I’m taking pre-orders for Insatiable at Studmall.com if you want to be the first to get it when it comes out! Plus, I’m giving you 50% any other DVD when you pre-order it. If you’re into muscle dudes, hairy guys, and just MEN in general, you’ll love this newest release by Alphamale. Check it out (the pictures are aren’t great quality, cuz I took screen grabs from the trailer…. ghetto, I know, but I do what I gotta do for you)

Alphamale presents Insatiable

Alphamale presents Insatiable

Alphamale Media presents Insatiable

The heat of Cape Town gets everyone horny as fuck, and as we follow hung star Kurt Rogers on a day of rampant sexual encounters, we see it’s all true!!  From self sucking in the morning to cum facials in the evening, via foursome orgies and sex with cops, Kurt is one insatiable fucker, just how Alphamale like them.  With the biggest dicks in South Africa and the hottest, manliest bodies all together, it’s a fuckfest to rival all others!!

Alphamale Media presents Insatiable

Alphamale Media presents Insatiable

Alphamale presents Insatiable

Alphamale Media presents Insatiable

Alphamale Media presents Insatiable

Pre-Order Alphamale’s Insatiable on Studmall and get 50% off your next DVD!

Insatiable Now Available-- 25% OFF!

I fucking LOVE that model on the front…. pretty blue eyes and a nice uncut dick.

It is what it is...

My number-one fetish of all time is bald men. My first man-crush was on my cello teacher (yes, I was such a cultured youth!). He was bald, short-ish (sadly) (5’7″), muscular, and every time leaned over to help me with my bow-hold, I caught a peek of some serious chest hair beneath his collar. I can best describe him as looking like one of these guys:

So yes, basically an Alphamale guy. With the exception of recent release Spanish Heat, I haven’t heard or seen much from Alphamale in a while. I’d missed checking my porn stash only to find new films featuring hot, hairy bald guys. And then…Insatiable. I saw this trailer and it was like all my dreams came true (except for the one about a vending machine that dropped out free chicken nuggets). I dare you to watch this and not get hard. Hint: YOU SEE SELF-SUCKING WITHIN THE FIRST 20 SECONDS!

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Not me and my cello teacher…but close enough to inspire at least fifty thousand jack-off fantasylands.

Oh, and check out this cute pic of Benny Morecock I found on my hard drive:

Forgive the rude caption; it's so CRUEL how mean people are on the internet!

This tends to be a trend: me posting an okay post on a Friday afternoon and then, within moments of the initial post, stumbling upon something AMAZING. Fucking fantastic, in fact. And my dear devoted readers remember how I used to do a thing called FUCKING FANTASTIC FILM FRIDAYS. It is time for, ladies and gentlemen, a resurrection. Why?

THIS IS WHY MOTHERFUCKERS

Spanish Heat captured my heart for several reasons. You will note in the photos below the incredible clarity of the shots–don’t get me wrong, I love my amateur porn as much as the next cockhound, but something about smooth Latin boys against a starkly beautiful exotic backdrop…come on, you’d have to be a Republican not to get excited! Heh, heh.

I have a thing for naturally dark men. Not blacker-than-my-soul colored guys, but men of like, Jordanian or Iranian or Indian descent. I had a professor in college who was Jordanian, French, bald, and muscular. Yeah I had like ten orgasms a day. Just sayin’. Oh, he was tattooed too. Like these guys in Spanish Heat. The only thing that irks me about them is that there’s one guy with star tattoos which I think, no offense, are the most retarded thing ever. You are not a fucking Lisa Frank binder. Stop putting stars on your body. They are symbolic of jack shit. I hate you.

Sorry. I had to go on a mini-rant to dispel the too-persistent boner I’ve had since I saw this film–it’s difficult to concentrate on bringing porn to the people when your dick is the one typing. Wait, what?

You know the drill: many more pics ATJ (After the Jump).

Hugo Harley here filling in for the venerable Brian Ritz.  While Brian is off getting inspiration from hot moody french men like Vincent Cassel and Wilfried Knight, I’m left submitting the first post during his absence.

Unfortunately I don’t have Ritzy’s Photoshop skills but I do have oodles of EXCLUSIVE photos for this week’s FFFF: Out on the Hit.

Tell me you just don't want to lick those tats....

Starring  our favorite hairy hunks, this new Alphamale Media release pleases the inner MANLOVER within us all.

Loosen him up!

Vinnie D’angelo stars as a man out for revenge against a crime boss who contributed to destruction of his family–his prostitute sister was murdered by the mob and his mother died from the grief.  Vinnie travels to London to find Butch Grand and bring him to his knees…. that pun is very much intended.  Playing detective, our hunky protaganist was able to piece together the organization and track down the hitman, the lieutenants and the lackeys connected to the heavily bearded Butch.

...doesn't even bat an eye.

...more please....

As we follow Vinnie’s story, we find that the best way to get any information out of anybody is to…well, fuck’em! Dolan, our hitman gets pounded by Rocco Banks which leads to Jean Franko stuffing Rafael which then prompts a revenge fuck of Korben by the virile topman Tiko.  (Are you following so far?)  Just when I thought the excitement would end, Trojan Rock comes out of the retirement to team up with Vinnie D’Angelo…. Poor Butch, he screwed with the wrong people.

There is a sweet ending that culminates with the picture of Apollonian beauty himself, Logan McCree, being drilled by Vinnie’s unmerciful cock. Out on the Hit was hot film filled with hunky, masculine guys.  I tend to like my menz (sic) strong & ripped with a “pulling-your-hair-while-my-cock-impales-you” glint in their eyes.  We are presented with too many hot models for me to distinguish just one good performer.  However, when Rafael was being split open on a pool table, I swear my DVD player began smoking….yes, it was a pretty hot scene.

Starring Vinnie D’Angelo, Jean Franko, Tiko, Logan McCree, Butch Grand and more hunky men, Out on the Hit is a tale of what happens when you mess with a REAL Alphamale.

Out on the Hit recieves 3.75 out of 5 StudMuffins from Hugo Harley, your Resident Gay Porn Addict.

This is my attempt to start a regular thing going with this blog: Fucking Fantastic Film Fridays! I was gonna do something more akin to Free Frosty Float Fridays but I figured my general readership would be more interested in hot men than in cold ice cream. And also I don’t have the fund$ to give everyone a free Frosty float.

That being said…

The winner of this week’s FFFF is: SLEAZE from X Offender.

Bearded, beefy Manu Maltes takes on smooth bottom boy Axel against the bar, for an appetite-whetting fuck ‘n’ suck, before running into hunky David Korben in the men’s room. But Korben gets distracted by sexy, tattooed Matthieu Paris, and the two get down to a nasty bondage and dildo-packing session in the cage, rounding off their night with some greased-up hand-to-hole action on the floor. Jack Stuart, Carlo Cox and Trojan Rock are up next, with deep throating, circle jerking and a double fuck that has Stuart yelling the roof off. Meanwhile, burly bear Franco Cento spies lean, hard-bodied Lee Heyford in a dark corner, initiating a nasty, spit-drenched ass-play session, building to an awesome hole-stretching finale.

Shot in an edgy, voyeuristic style, X Offender’s premier production takes its audience on a seedy excursion through the sexual underground. With a nod to the golden age of seventies skin flicks, Sleaze delivers a feature-length wad of hard, heavy, man-on-man action, served up by a stable of nine of Europe’s finest.

As you may have read, Sleaze definitely has what scientists are calling “an all-star cast.” With guys like Trojan Rock and Carlo Cox , it’s almost literally impossible for a film to be anything less than jizzworthy. These guys have been together through thick and thin, through Men at Work, Out on the Con, Out in the Open, Hairy Hunx, etc.

And it’s not just them either. The rest of the cast (including one of my pet faves, the lusciously bad inkboy Matthieu Paris) is strikingly sexy and intense. Just watch the trailer I posted at the bottom of the entry and you’ll get a) a thesaurus listing of words (uh, wtf X Offender?) and b) a preview of the ass-slamming, pig-fucking, intense session of London’s underground sex fiends. OH DADDY!

PS: Totally unrelated, but has anyone else seen the trailer for THE TRAINER (Falcon)? Holy shit does it look hot. Expect a post soon.

Sleaze definitely gets a 2 thumbs-and-a-dick up.

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