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A fucked up, dark and outrageous black comedy that on the surface subverts the gangster movie genre, but at its heart tells a story about people’s fear of growing old, alone, and without love.

Premiering online at the end of October, with a cinematic launch due later this year, this quirky and violent black comedy features a galaxy of the world’s best-known porn star talent, with ROCCO BANKS playing the vengeful victim and TROJAN ROCK as a retired hit man in Rio brought back to London for one last job.

The big-name porn star lineup continues with CARLO COX, DANIEL MARVIN, BUTCH GRAND, and ORLANDO TORO in supporting roles as thugs, villains, and “shifty characters.”

Filmed on location in London and Brazil while Alphamale was making its summer adult titles LATIN HEAT, BULGING BOXERS, and OUT ON THE HIT, this film aims to subvert the Guy Ritchie movie genre while tapping into the anger over rising homophobic attacks on London’s gay community in recent years.

The mini-feature film follows two dysfunctional gay gangster couples, trying to save their failing relationships, while planning a revenge attack on a psychopathic queer basher – but with the obligatory shocking and outrageous twist at the end!

Trojan Rock, badass that he is, enjoys popsicles.

Promising everything from sex, violence, drugs, rape, guns, girls, and of course a storyline involving gay pornography—DIRTY BENT BASTARDS has its tongue firmly in its cheek while looking to promote its stars and its R18 titles in a more novel and entertaining way.

This hybrid spoof movie was written and directed by Max Barber, aka MAXWELL B, the studio’s resident director.

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I, Brian Elizabeth Ritz, give it two thumbs up. I laughed out loud (my entire office heard me) many times, and will not provide spoilers but instead sneak peeks: 1) a lovebird in the microwave, 2) GIANT TITTIES, 3) “kill two birds with one bazooka.” 4) shameless self-promotion. A definite must-see for anyone who likes their porn mixed in with humor (aka, anyone who reads this blog). Though, to be fair, this movie is NOT porn. You see butts and sex is implied, and there’s definite S&M and giant dildos in asses, but no peen.

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