One time I had sex with God. When he came in my mouth, it was a chicken nugget from Wendy's.

Pierre Fitch

My name is Brian Ritz.

I write about gay porn–big dicks throbbing in tight holes, load after load of hot cum, delectable muscled studs and tender-smooth twinks with soft butts ready for rammin’ by giant wangs full of juicy sperm and fuckholes waiting to be plowed by stiff cocks, young mouths gaping, pleading to be drenched with cum or piss or spit, slutty fisters and nervous first-timers who eventually warm up to the camera, boys making passionate  love to other boys and men slapping, slogging, pissing, pounding, dirty fucking whores.

I also write about other things sometimes. Like Wendy’s chicken nuggets. My favorite meal is a 5 pc nugget (no sauce), a plain cheeseburger, and a value size fry.

With this blog I intend to compare and contrast porn with fast food, hopefully in such a way as to inspire you to both a) head to the nearest fast food establishment and, okay, let’s be real here: to find yourself some hot-as-fuck gay porn.

While I don’t necessarily advocate lazy hedonism…I think that in such a fast-paced, stressful world as the one in which we live, it’s best to enjoy the simple pleasures of life. What makes us feel good. What makes us feel better. And for me, those things are to be the topics of this blog. Because when you check NYTimes or Yahoo!’s front page and you see your stocks have plummeted and Jon and Kate Gosselin’s marriage is on the rocks…well, that’s not making you feel good. Whether you can’t get enough of the smell of a cheeseburger or a post-workout stud, whether you want to suck down a McFlurry or suck down a hot load…I want to help facilitate these desires. I want to make you happy. I want us all to stop being ashamed and to feel better.

I’m a bisexual man myself and that’s as far as I’ll go down the personal alley for the time being.  I will say, however, that I know a pretty decent amount about gay (male) porn and I find it my civic duty to inform the public about the hottest guys and the hottest pairings (and, um, multiple-ings?) of guys out there.

My favorite website for all things cock-related is STUDMALL.COM and for the most part, all of my posts will relate back there. Studmall’s great because not only do they have seriously awesome films from pretty much every big studio out there, but they also have a lot of discount (and still quality!) DVDs from lesser-known studios…for like, $9.99 and $14.99 and other zany prices like that! Definitely good for a boy on a budget…such as yours truly…*sigh*…Plus they’re always running great deals: free DVDs, BOGO, and if anything goes wrong with your order, the customer service guys are so friendly and helpful.

I will admit I am a bit of a Studmall nut…in the same way that I am a Wendy’s nut…and a Pierre Fitch  nut…and a Gossip Girl nut…and a lot of other nuts. I’m like a bowl of mixed nuts (mulatto testicles?), mothafuckahs.

That’s a good enough introduction I guess. So now just add me to your blogroll, leave some comments, and indulge.

XOXO
Studmuffin