Brian Ritz | October 10, 2009
Tweet Apparently our embassy in Afghanistan is guarded by guys who do things I’ve only seen on the internet and in my massive porn stash: real live absolutely non-actors, these guys do things like drink vodka and eat potato chips out of each other’s assholes. It’s not that any of these guys (or what you [...]
Brian Ritz | June 25, 2009
TweetNot that anyone ever thought I was, unlike with Michael Jackson according to TMZ and pretty much everyone on my Facebook feed. It makes me wonder. With everyone on CNN, Fox, and NYTimes saying that Michael Jackson is in a coma and only TMZ saying he’s died…makes me wonder where people get their news from, [...]
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