Brian Ritz | October 9, 2009
Tweet My number-one fetish of all time is bald men. My first man-crush was on my cello teacher (yes, I was such a cultured youth!). He was bald, short-ish (sadly) (5’7″), muscular, and every time leaned over to help me with my bow-hold, I caught a peek of some serious chest hair beneath his collar. [...]
Brian Ritz | September 4, 2009
Tweet Today on my way to work, a magic hen descended from the sky and landed at my feet. “O gentle hen,” I inquired, “what brings thee to mine feet?” And then the hen made a rather loud squawk, squinted up her eyes as though constipated, and then I heard a sound of ejection: the [...]
Brian Ritz | September 1, 2009
Tweet My darling Benny Morecock surprised me this morning with a post on a film that’s not yet even been pre-released. That’s how exclusive it is. Kind of like how I’m so cool I liked Pulp before they were even a band.
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