Studmall DVD Outlet is having another insane sale: everything in the store is Buy-One-Get-Two-Free! The sale ends this Sunday, October 30, so act quickly to save big on studios like Randy Blue, Cockyboys, Benny Morecock, Active Duty, Falcon and more. Click here to visit Studmall DVD Outlet.

ALL GAY PORN DVDs ARE BUY-ONE-GET-TWO-FREE.

Click the banner, or this link to buy one get two free on all gay porn DVDs at Studmall!

So I’m not sure who out there is a sports fan. I was on the baseball team when I was a kid, but I pissed off the coach when I launched into showtunes during practice. The only balls I ever played with after that were – well, you know.

But Bareback Soccer Sluts, the newest and possibly hottest release from Studmall, just might be reviving the sports fan within me. Keep on reading for hot free pics of Bareback Soccer Sluts and you’ll see exactly what I mean – these hot latin soccer boys know how to score a goal with their delicious pingas. I think I might finally be getting in touch with my inner athlete…

Want to see more of these hot latin Bareback Soccer Sluts? Buy the DVD today!

Watch the Bareback Soccer Sluts Free Trailer!

Joey Angel is one of the hottest guys to come across Studmall in a while. Fuck Sebastian (of Used & Abused), I’m all about Mr. Angel! Okay, so I wouldn’t kick the Used & Abused guys out of bed either…but still! Damn! I didn’t know they had this guy in their pool of men. Watch Joey fuck (and get fucked) in the new release Bareback Angel!

For more of Joey Angel bareback fuckin’, head ATJ:

To buy Bareback Angel and keep it all to yourself, click here!

Y’all know what a fan I am of the Used and Abused series. Here’s proof: Link to all my posts about Used and Abused. So imagine my delight when I saw the cover of Used and Abused 3: a veritable fucken Coke can! That’s what I call a monster cock.

OH! And brief aside…I am currently #2 on BestMaleBlogs.com — let’s keep it that way, shall we? Vote (5) here and support your friendly neighborhood gay porn blogger.

Now back to your regularly scheduled post:

Here’s a free trailer for Used and Abused 3:

For more free pics, head ATJ:

Hey Pornsters,

I’d like to give a shout-out to Mr. Jack Manly for his superb editorial on my retail store, Studmall.com:

Among our many goals here at Jack Manly is spotlighting what we think are worthy websites & retailers and letting you know about good deals & sales when they’re made known to us. There are times like this week when we get to take of several of our goals all at once.

… Prior to receiving the press release on the sale & relaunch, we were fairly unfamiliar with Stud Mall and we imagine many of you are too. Stud Mall is operated by popular Brooklyn blogger & self-proclaimed hipster Benny Morecock whose approach to online retail is as unique as it is welcome. Morecock’s intent is to bring back the “brick-and-mortar Mom n’ Pop feel back to online shopping”….

… We checked out Stud Mall and liked the design and the overall edgy look. It definitely has that NYC feel & appeal and because it features many of the NY based video companies it really does feel like a neighborhood store. The store is also a reflection of Morecock’s attitude towards DVDs in general: “Despite the dominating market of online porn, there’s no replacement to having that DVD in hand, where in your Masterbatorium it’s still your holy grail.”… [more]

If you haven’t already, be sure to stock up on all the porn you can carry, with my “Buy One DVD Get Two FREE” sale. Because who doesn’t love free stuff.

Today’s post was more word-heavy than you’re used to, so check back in tomorrow for some SERIOUS PORN!

wha-BAM! Happy Friday, all.

As days go by, so approaches the release of what’s sure to be a hit with success comparable to that of Eurocreme’s HOUSE BOY. Will Jamieson and Alex Stevens as hot cops ready to use the long hard cock of the law to correct the delinquents…to quote one of my very own commenters, Paedo:

How can you not enjoy delinquent boys being fucked by randy policemen? The models look the part, the sex is good and you are sure to become erect and pull your cock till it spurts, just like me! Boys being fucked – so fucking erotic I exploded!!

Well said, sir. Well said. OH. And just as a reminder, if you pre-order Police Boy you get a free copy of USED AND ABUSED if you enter the code “dreamboy” at checkout. That’s like, a $50 product. Free.

If this is what really happened when you break the law, hell, I’d be robbing banks and killing bitches all over the place. Nah, more likely I’d be selling my body for cash. And if I got caught in the act? Well. I’d just have to deal with the Police Boy cops. And I think I could deal with that.

FREE TRAILER HERE:

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*Oh, and don’t forget to check out my bangin’ new banner. Made by graphic genius Ben Morecock.

Tangentially, a post about Will Jamieson from Eurocremer Jimmy Bling after the jump!:

From jimmybling.co.uk:

With the release of our epic new DreamBoy title, PoliceBoy well under way, Will Jamieson is the name on everyone’s lips once again. There’s something about that boy that’s undeniably sexy to almost everybody and today after a bit of daydreaming (or possibly fantasising) I think I’ve put my finger on exactly what it is…

Will Jamieson

Will is the ultimate boy-next-door; the cute boy that smiled and waved at you every time you walked past him washing his Dad’s car in the driveway or on his way back from footie in the park. Boyish, fit and cheeky but never arrogant. For some of us the boy next door was the first guy you ever fooled around with, for others he was the one you always wanted but knew you’d never have. Whether he actually lived next door to you or not, everyone had that one hot guy from school or their neighbourhood that they’ll never forget for being their first real crush.

From his sweet smile and big green eyes, to his toned body and deep tan, Will embodies that boy completely, having the kind of accessible sexiness that appeals to so many people across the board and that’s what makes him the perfect cover star for Eurocreme, as he brings this quality to every role he plays. From horny office worker to naughty policeman, Will has proved himself to be a very versatile guy and we hope to see a lot more of him in the future!

So tell me guys, who was your ‘boy next door’? Did you ever get down and dirty with him? Or are you living your fantasies through hottie Will Jamieson and his massive …back catalogue (and cock!). Check out your favourite Will movies and scenes right here, on Eurocreme.TV and tell us all about them!

Yours always,

Jimmy x

Pornsters!

It’s good to be back. It’s a fresh, new year. The sun is bright and shining, and it’s about 15 degrees at the moment (ok, that last part– not so great).

I’d like to start off the year by telling you that I’ve just launched my own VOD site, Studmall.tv! It’s abolutely fucktastic, if I do say so myself. Designed with absolute simplicity in mind, it’s very easy to use. And all pictures and videos are high definition. No longer will you suffer with fuzzy, low quality porn! No longer will you be oppressed by bad, amateur tube porn! Studmall.tv is the porn of the FUTURE.

Check it Out!

And if you sign up, I’ll give you $5 in credits, free! The only catch is you’d better give that right hand (or left) a nice work-out, and think of me while you do it. Just send me an email once you’ve signed up, and I’ll credit your account.

Now, to end the last year on a proper note, I’d like to give you my top 10 movies. DRUM ROLL…

My Top 10 Movies of 2009

#10: When Matt Fucked Ryan

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#9: Supersized Fuck Machine: Titch Jones

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#8: Out on the Hit

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#7: Ass Stretcher 5

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#6: 11 Inch Fuck Stud

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#5: Dad Takes a Fishing Trip

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#4: Porn Boy

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#3: Paris Playboys

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#2: Born to Fuck

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#1: Used & Abused: Sebastian's Double Fuck Weekend

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First things first: tomorrow is my 22nd birthday! I know, I know, I’m a baby. But I’m trying as hard as I can to age faster. But yes. If you want to give me a birthday present, give yourself a birthday present. If you buy something from Studmall.com using that link, I’ll get affiliate commission. Prease?

MOVING ON: You knew it was only a limited amount of time before I, your friendly New York gay blogger, decided to make some pun involving NYC’s “Meatpacking District.” I’m here today to announce to you all that today is the day for that pun. Why? I’ll tell you why.

This is why.

Eurocreme’s HUNG LADZ series is super popular, we all know that. Featuring such guys as Johannes Winter and Phillipe Delvaux [all hung like horses], Hung Ladz defines Eurocreme’s position as STUDIO OF BIG DICKS. Below is a neato gallery of pics from the latest release, Packing Meat. It’s a collection, meaning it’s got scenes from various previous Hung Ladz titles, but that only means it’s cream of the crop stuff. Get it? CREAM of the crop? Oh SHIT I’m funny.

To buy Hung Ladz: Packing Meat (and in doing so, giving me affiliate commission as a birthday present)… click here: Hung Ladz: Packing Meat

Happy Thankspenis!

In three days, you’re going to be leaning back in your overstuffed armchair with the claw feet, patting your turkey-full belly and probably about to make some reference to the Itis. “My,” you’ll assuredly proclaim, “I sure am stuffed.”

It’s a common phenomenon, filling yourself with food on Thanksgiving. Thanks pilgrims and/or Indians for whatever it is you did, now let’s be giant fucking gluttons!

But it’s time today to investigate a less common phenomenon: filling yourself with dicks. Yes, that’s right, I’m talking about double penetration. Namely, the new film from Studmall – Used & Abused (Sebastian’s Double Fuck Weekend). I saw it this weekend (after having some double fuck adventures of my own with some of Manhattan’s elite (thank youuuu Hypnotiq!)) and discovered that it works well as both an erotic stimulant AND a hangover cure. Wonderful!

Here’s the free trailer, and after the jump you’ll find yourself a veritable cornucopia of DP delights.

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Two holes filled.

Used and Abused from Studmall

Used and Abused from Studmall

Two dicks, one mouth.

OTHER EXCELLENT DOUBLE PENETRATION VIDS:

Savages from Satyr

Double Dicking from Eurocreme

If you’d like to see more, you can head to Studmall to buy double penetration gay DVDs: Click for USED AND ABUSED, Click for SAVAGES, Click for DOUBLE DICKING.

Or, if you’re a needy-ass motherfucker, head over: Maleserve.tv for VOD

Hey Pornsters,

Yes, you heard right. Sebastian gets double-stuffed three times in one weekend. Like a delicious Oreo cookie. The beautiful photography was done by my doctor (yes, in addition to checking my prostate, he also helps me shoot gay porn), and the video was directed by my boyfriend. Used & Abused: Sebastian’s Double Fuck Weekend, check it out:

Studmall presents Used & Abused

Studmall presents Used & Abused

Studmall presents Used & Abused

I put my boyfriend to work today by making him put together this trailer for you guys, so you’d better enjoy!

More double-stuffing after the jump!

I’ve tried getting double penetrated a couple times, and honestly it wasn’t for me. It just made me feel like I had to take a giant dump. However, I love double-fucking! It feels so good with your cock being jammed in a hole with someone else’s cock, feeling their dick rub against yours as you both fuck the same hole… Yikes, I need to get laid tonight…. If you haven’t tried it, grab a couple hot friends and give it a shot, cuz it feels fucking amazing! Or, just buy this Used & Abused and see for yourself .

Studmall presents Used & Abused

Studmall presents Used & Abused

Studmall presents Used & Abused

Get double the fun and double the pleasure, buy Used & Absued… Need even more double stuffin’? Satyr’s Savages and Eurocreme’s Double Dicking are a must for any Double Penetration Aficianado!

Buy It Today!

Or This!

Help feed me. Buy this.

On a completely unrelated note… why does Tarzan look like a bad drag queen? Who did the styling for this?

Guess who got nominated for Cybersocket BEST GAY PORN BLOG ? No, not the strikingly handsome young man photographed above (you know, the one standing victorious on the battlefield?). Benny Morecock (you know, the one whose head is on my muthafucking platter!).

No, to be fair I’m not really planning to decapitate Benny. In fact, I ‘ll be a good sport and say here:

To tell you the truth, bitch is handling it better than I would. In fact, if you vote for him and then e-mail him saying you voted for him, he’ll send you a pic of his, well, sizeable to say the least COCK. A personalized cock photo from the manager of Studmall.com . What more could a guy ask for? Oh, what’s that you say? Hairy studs? Exclusive hairy studs? Wait, as in the super-hugely popular Hairy Studs Video from a few years ago? So you want pictures and trailers from the original hairy studs? Now that just seems impossible–

OH WAIT. NO IT’S NOT. Go see why Benny Morecock got the nom (nom nom nom)…or just go see some hairy studs.A preview:

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Dear Karma, it’s me Brian Ritz. You owe me. Sincerely, Brian Elizabeth Ritz

Hey Pornterds,

***UPDATE– NOW AVAILABLE AT STUDMALL!***

Here’s the final cover for upcoming release, Used & Abused, from Studmall! I’ll be taking pre-orders on this soon, so STAY TUNED!

Studmall presents Used & Abused

You can read more about this in my previous post, Sneak Peak at Used & Abused: Sebastian’s Double Fuck Weekend.

Studmall presents Used & Abused

Studmall presents Used & Abused

Studmall presents Used & Abused

Studmall presents Used & Abused

Studmall presents Used & Abused

Studmall presents Used & Abused

Studmall presents Used & Abused

Hey Pornsters,

Update: Now Available at Studmall! Click Here.

Ream His Straight Throat 9…. Should I say more? All you Satyr fans will not be disappointed by this release. As usual, the dudes over at Satyr bring you the raunchiest, hardcore, most REAL, sex you can imagine. Check out this free trailer:

Ream His Straight Throat 9 hasn’t been released yet, however at Studmall.com I’ll be one of the first retailers to carry it, so be sure to check back in periodically! In the meantime, I have all of Satyr’s other DVDs. Whether you’re a seasoned Satyr-fan, or a Satyr-virgin, it’s definitely worth checking out:

plus MUCH more!

This is a MUST for any fan of Treasure Island Media, Dark Alley, Wurstfilms…. And since I care about you readers (and quite probably delirious because it’s getting late here in the office)….

All Satyr DVDs are Buy 1 Get 1 FREE!

Yes, you heard me right, BOGO!…. When you check out, in the COUPON CODE SECTION, be sure to type “benny”, and you’ll be redeemed your BOGO for all Satyr DVDs! This is only for my blog readers, so you’d better appreciate it (or else)…

Related news, I’ve done some new design work on Studmall that I’m very happy and excited about… Peep my new splash page:

I know you're gonna ask, that's Sebastian Young!

In case you can’t tell, I’m HEAVILY promoting Born to Fuck, one cuz Sebastian Young is FUCKtacular, and two it’s a phenomenal DVD… Cocky Boys does it again, this time in the form of a highly anticipated DVD, which of course I’ll be one of the first to carry!

And check out my new home page:

I added some photography by Joe Oppedisano on the sides….

I’ve always been a big fan of Studmall — their raunchy amateur videos have a gritty, intensely sexy quality that gets me going every time. So imagine my surprise when today I find a folder full of pictures from Studmall’s not-yet-released bareback film, Used and Abused. It’s got different kinds of guys with two things in common: GIANT COCKS and HOT BODZ. However, this film is so new the cover hasn’t even been designed yet. So you horndogs will have to wait a little while to view this shit in all its glory.

But I present to you now about 75% of its glory: pics from Used and Abused from Studmall.

MORE…ATJ:

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Hey Pornsters,

So I have a confession….

I LOVE WATERSPORTS.

Piss, jizz, golden showers, cum, cum with piss, pissing on twinks, pissing in mouths, public urination, pissing my cum away…. ALL OF IT. (coincidentally, I like water parks as well)…

Well, Studmall has produced a few well-known amateur watersports DVDs over the years: Got Piss?, Piss Boys in Love, Piss Boys in Love 2, Kyle’s Piss Initiation, Andre’s Piss Initiation… And we’ve just released a new DVD: Piss Boys Gone Wild! Featuring cute, Brazilian twinks Andre and Kyle:

New Release!

Piss Boys Gone Wild

Piss Boys Gone Wild

Piss Boys Gone Wild

Piss Boys Gone Wild

Piss Boys Gone Wild is actually a compilation of 3 DVDS (so you’re getting BUCKETS of piss):

• Andre’s Piss Initiation
• Piss Boys in Love
• Piss Boys in Love 2

These movies were made before “Piss Porn” was the hot trendy thing for studios to do. This was back when piss was discreet and dirty and still a “fetish”. Now every other studio is doing a Watersports DVD and turning it into just another run-of-the-mill generic genre. With Piss Boys Gone Wild, it’s got no fake studio bullshit. The dudes here at Studmall literally went to Brazil and paid hot straight Brazilians to piss on these twinks and have them suck their cocks. How much more real can you get. And there are funny moments the twinks Andre and Kyle look at the camera and are like, “Now what?”. You can’t really tell if they’re loving it, or it they’re doing it to pay their rent. Either way, I’d piss on them .

If you’re like me, and you love your showers warm and golden, then this is a must. If you’re not into this, I have a lot of other gay watersports DVDs.

Anticipation has been building for the least, oh I don’t know, ten billion years? about the release of Savages (Satyr). I’ve made several posts about it:

1. The Studmuffin Goes All Out…Satyr-Style
2. Satyrs Gone Wild!
3. SAVAGES Trailer from Satyr Films. Holy Shit.

Then we’ve had more posts from both BennyMorecock and INeedGayPornBlog. At last! It is ready to be released. Like Alex Stevens, from my butthole.

I snapped a photo of their meeting post-retrieval of AStev from my butthole..

So yeah. Not only does Satyr save Alex Stevens from my butthole…Satyr brings you this final trailer for just-released film, SAVAGES (you can see the two other trailers in my posts linked above)!

(Click for Trailer!)

Buy it HERE at Studmall where you can currently BUY ONE GET ONE FREE on any Gay DVD in the store.

You can see why I love CockyBoys, right?

It has JUST been announced that Euro Media Distribution, exclusive distributor of one of my all-time favorite studios, Studmall, is joining up with CockyBoys to bring you CockyBoys DVDs!!! And that’s not all: apparently they’re working on a series called “First Time Fucked” which will include previously TOP-ONLY guys (i.e. WOLF HUDSON, BRODIE SINCLAIR, RC RYAN, DERECK VINEYARD, and PHENIX SAINT ) getting FUCKED.  Imagine your hot tops getting their fucking virgin assholes POUNDED. And we’re not talking okay-looking guys with slightly-larger-than-average dicks. We’re also not talking perfect(ly airbrushed?) Sean Cody models. We’re talking CockyBoys–some of the hottest men out there, the guys who truly define “Stud” with their edgy tattoos, perfect builds, piercing stares, thick wet cocks, full lips–

Whoops, sorry, just came a little. And by a little…well, I don’t mean a little.

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Hi, Fleshbot readers and/or others who happened to stumble upon this blog. As you may know, for the month of September, STUDMUFFIN is, in conjunction with darling Benny Morecock at Studmall.com, offering a BUY 1 GET 1 FREE sale at Studmall — if you enter the code STUDMUFFIN at checkout.

I accept blowjobs and cheeseburgers as forms of gratitude.

He's got Usher's babyface.

Today on my way to work, a magic hen descended from the sky and landed at my feet. “O gentle hen,” I inquired, “what brings thee to mine feet?” And then the hen made a rather loud squawk, squinted up her eyes as though constipated, and then I heard a sound of ejection: the hen had laid…three photos?

“Hen, hen, what are these odd paraphe–” I stopped. Two things happened at once: a taxi cab zoomed straight into the magic hen and killed it and I came a little bit, three times in a row. The two events were not related.

In honor of the magical hen, I have decided to share with you the three photographs she laid mere moments before her death. Oh! Also relevant: as the taxi whooshed away with the hen dead on its windshield, I could have sworn I heard the following words:

“LITERALLY straight from the shoot in Rio/ SUPER exclusive / new Studmall film / released in October / Used and Abused“

I don’t know what to make of it. Any ideas?

Even the tanlines are sexy.

The Immaculate Hole

FIRST: In case you haven’t already, check out the post I did on Jeremy Feist. He sent in a very sweet picture of himself just for us Studmuffins.

THEN: You surely remember my award-winning (in my mind) post from a few days ago, the one on SAVAGES, the soon-to-be-released film from SATYR?

It’s like Treasure Island… but more like if a Treasure Island movie fucked Britney Spears bareback (during that infamous period where she shaved her head), while on poppers, and had a bastard off-spring that was more fucked up than its parents…. Yup, I think that might describe it. -Benny Morecock, on Satyr

Maybe you’re a visual rememberer, and this will jog your memory: (it’s not SAVAGES, but it is pretty…savage…)

I KNOW you remember this.

ANYWAY. Imagine my glee (and the glee of millions of thousands of other bitches) when I saw that good ol’ MISTER Morecock is doing something so wacky you won’t even believe it.* What is that crazy Studmall bastard doing now?, you may ask. Hints: it involves Satyr. It does not involve forks, mammograms, Indian Summers, quarries, or individual liberty.

Go. Check it out. The power of Christ compels you.

*Well, maybe you’ll believe it if you aren’t shocked by anything anymore, which may just be the case considering you are considering watching the reaming of straight throats and the cum-filling of manholes.

EXCLUSIVELY from Studmuffinblog.com :  you can buy one DVD and get one (of equal or lesser value) FREE. All you have to do is go to

STUDMALL.COM

and put the items in your cart. At check-out, just enter the code STUDMUFFINBLOG and your discount will be applied.

Hurry up–this only lasts until Friday,  September 4.

Thanks go out to Benny Morecock for setting up this deal.

Exactly one year ago today, my entire life came crashing down around me. My boyfriend of two years and I had the most horrific break-up ever which resulted in a stay in the crazy shack for me and his last words:  “You stupid fucking bitch!” Ah, good times, good times. It’s just weird to think that exactly one year ago I was at the absolute worst point in my life and now here I am, relatively stable and okay with being alone and writer of a blog that got over 1,000 hits yesterday!

Anyway, I’m going to assume that we all have either been in a relationship or are in a relationship and either remember or are experiencing that powerful, life-affirming sex that comes with knowing and loving someone so completely that you can laugh mid-coitus or drunkenly fart whilst being plowed, or play with the foreskin of his dick in the morning, amazed at what difference a little extra skin can make. With all the romantic comedy-esque slip-ups aside, you know what I’m talking about when I say that sex with someone you love is INCREDIBLY because you are in love with every ounce of him and want to fill yourself with every bit of The Guy (literally and figuratively, eh eh!).

That’s why today’s topic of fun and joy is PORN STAR BOYFRIENDS:

-From Studmall, there are three films in a series: Bareback Cum Pups, Barebackin’ Boyfriends 2 and Barebackin’ Boyfriends 3. They’re all shot with the trademark Studmall amateur hardcoreishness. Rough and raw, just like I like it! Word on the exclusive Studmuffin Street (aka Benny Morecock) says Barebackin’ Boyfriends 4 is just around the corner, and it’s gonna be packed with lots of hairy studs!!!

A hot ass motherfucking clip from BBBF3. DAMN I love my hairy men.

One time I had sex with God. When he came in my mouth, it was a chicken nugget from Wendy's.

Pierre Fitch

My name is Brian Ritz.

I write about gay porn–big dicks throbbing in tight holes, load after load of hot cum, delectable muscled studs and tender-smooth twinks with soft butts ready for rammin’ by giant wangs full of juicy sperm and fuckholes waiting to be plowed by stiff cocks, young mouths gaping, pleading to be drenched with cum or piss or spit, slutty fisters and nervous first-timers who eventually warm up to the camera, boys making passionate  love to other boys and men slapping, slogging, pissing, pounding, dirty fucking whores.

I also write about other things sometimes. Like Wendy’s chicken nuggets. My favorite meal is a 5 pc nugget (no sauce), a plain cheeseburger, and a value size fry.

With this blog I intend to compare and contrast porn with fast food, hopefully in such a way as to inspire you to both a) head to the nearest fast food establishment and, okay, let’s be real here: to find yourself some hot-as-fuck gay porn.

While I don’t necessarily advocate lazy hedonism…I think that in such a fast-paced, stressful world as the one in which we live, it’s best to enjoy the simple pleasures of life. What makes us feel good. What makes us feel better. And for me, those things are to be the topics of this blog. Because when you check NYTimes or Yahoo!’s front page and you see your stocks have plummeted and Jon and Kate Gosselin’s marriage is on the rocks…well, that’s not making you feel good. Whether you can’t get enough of the smell of a cheeseburger or a post-workout stud, whether you want to suck down a McFlurry or suck down a hot load…I want to help facilitate these desires. I want to make you happy. I want us all to stop being ashamed and to feel better.

I’m a bisexual man myself and that’s as far as I’ll go down the personal alley for the time being.  I will say, however, that I know a pretty decent amount about gay (male) porn and I find it my civic duty to inform the public about the hottest guys and the hottest pairings (and, um, multiple-ings?) of guys out there.

My favorite website for all things cock-related is STUDMALL.COM and for the most part, all of my posts will relate back there. Studmall’s great because not only do they have seriously awesome films from pretty much every big studio out there, but they also have a lot of discount (and still quality!) DVDs from lesser-known studios…for like, $9.99 and $14.99 and other zany prices like that! Definitely good for a boy on a budget…such as yours truly…*sigh*…Plus they’re always running great deals: free DVDs, BOGO, and if anything goes wrong with your order, the customer service guys are so friendly and helpful.

I will admit I am a bit of a Studmall nut…in the same way that I am a Wendy’s nut…and a Pierre Fitch  nut…and a Gossip Girl nut…and a lot of other nuts. I’m like a bowl of mixed nuts (mulatto testicles?), mothafuckahs.

That’s a good enough introduction I guess. So now just add me to your blogroll, leave some comments, and indulge.

XOXO
Studmuffin