Alphamale presents SEX AT SWEATBOX

Things I’m totally a sucker for include bald men, POV shots, hairy chests, and spicy chicken nuggets. Now, although there are no spicy chicken nuggets in Alphamale’s SEX AT SWEATBOX, it makes you…sweat…even more than if you were to eat three billion spicy chicken nuggets. Jesus. The only thing that even comes close to the hotness of the sex in Sweatbox is the film “SEX PIT NUGGETS”:

A Classic for all Ages!

But seriously folks. If you’re as much a fan of the hunky, beefy, bald guy with ink as I am, prepare to empty your balls. I am not even kidding. I also discovered a new phenomenon I find ridiculously attractive. I’ll show the phenomenon, exclusive pre-release pics from Sex at Sweatbox, and a four-minute-long trailer from Sweatbox all after the jump!

Okay, firstly: the phenomenon. Since I’m so totally turned on by bald and beefy guys with hair on their chests, it only makes sense that I’d stare at a lot of hairy chests. In doing so, I’ve noticed a particularly attractive type of hairy chest: small, pink nipples surrounded by a thick mess of dark hair.

Hairy chest, tiny nipples

Alphamale presents Sex at Sweatbox

Myspace shot done right

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The right tools indeed...

Just a note: if you wish to watch this film (which you should), you have to register at Alphamalefuckers.com . Click any of these links or pictures in order to do so.

A fucked up, dark and outrageous black comedy that on the surface subverts the gangster movie genre, but at its heart tells a story about people’s fear of growing old, alone, and without love.

Premiering online at the end of October, with a cinematic launch due later this year, this quirky and violent black comedy features a galaxy of the world’s best-known porn star talent, with ROCCO BANKS playing the vengeful victim and TROJAN ROCK as a retired hit man in Rio brought back to London for one last job.

The big-name porn star lineup continues with CARLO COX, DANIEL MARVIN, BUTCH GRAND, and ORLANDO TORO in supporting roles as thugs, villains, and “shifty characters.”

Filmed on location in London and Brazil while Alphamale was making its summer adult titles LATIN HEAT, BULGING BOXERS, and OUT ON THE HIT, this film aims to subvert the Guy Ritchie movie genre while tapping into the anger over rising homophobic attacks on London’s gay community in recent years.

The mini-feature film follows two dysfunctional gay gangster couples, trying to save their failing relationships, while planning a revenge attack on a psychopathic queer basher – but with the obligatory shocking and outrageous twist at the end!

Trojan Rock, badass that he is, enjoys popsicles.

Promising everything from sex, violence, drugs, rape, guns, girls, and of course a storyline involving gay pornography—DIRTY BENT BASTARDS has its tongue firmly in its cheek while looking to promote its stars and its R18 titles in a more novel and entertaining way.

This hybrid spoof movie was written and directed by Max Barber, aka MAXWELL B, the studio’s resident director.

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I, Brian Elizabeth Ritz, give it two thumbs up. I laughed out loud (my entire office heard me) many times, and will not provide spoilers but instead sneak peeks: 1) a lovebird in the microwave, 2) GIANT TITTIES, 3) “kill two birds with one bazooka.” 4) shameless self-promotion. A definite must-see for anyone who likes their porn mixed in with humor (aka, anyone who reads this blog). Though, to be fair, this movie is NOT porn. You see butts and sex is implied, and there’s definite S&M and giant dildos in asses, but no peen.

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Trojan Rock: The Man Himself

Some correspondence with an overseas pal of mine led me to these wacky images…

Popular porn actor Trojan Rock, most well known for his Alphamalemedia movies recently got turned into a 3-d graphic by the mysterious artist “Mssf”.  Mssf, as he calls himself, makes 3-d graphics of his favorite stars and then creates scenarios he would like to see them in. Unfortunately, Mssf’s website is down for the time being so you can’t see his other work but if this shit is any indication, I’m sure it all kicks ass.

Trojan says “he can’t wait to see who he will be fucking”  and, on a more serious note, he states “I am extremely flattered to have been immortalized this way.”

Reminds me of my World of Warcraft days.

Seriously, I’m painfully reminded of my days of playing World of Warcraft. But let’s face it–if all the characters in WoW looked like these, who wouldn’t be a lardass video game addict?

Or at least a trailer trash fag

Hugo Harley here filling in for the venerable Brian Ritz.  While Brian is off getting inspiration from hot moody french men like Vincent Cassel and Wilfried Knight, I’m left submitting the first post during his absence.

Unfortunately I don’t have Ritzy’s Photoshop skills but I do have oodles of EXCLUSIVE photos for this week’s FFFF: Out on the Hit.

Tell me you just don't want to lick those tats....

Starring  our favorite hairy hunks, this new Alphamale Media release pleases the inner MANLOVER within us all.

Loosen him up!

Vinnie D’angelo stars as a man out for revenge against a crime boss who contributed to destruction of his family–his prostitute sister was murdered by the mob and his mother died from the grief.  Vinnie travels to London to find Butch Grand and bring him to his knees…. that pun is very much intended.  Playing detective, our hunky protaganist was able to piece together the organization and track down the hitman, the lieutenants and the lackeys connected to the heavily bearded Butch.

...doesn't even bat an eye.

...more please....

As we follow Vinnie’s story, we find that the best way to get any information out of anybody is to…well, fuck’em! Dolan, our hitman gets pounded by Rocco Banks which leads to Jean Franko stuffing Rafael which then prompts a revenge fuck of Korben by the virile topman Tiko.  (Are you following so far?)  Just when I thought the excitement would end, Trojan Rock comes out of the retirement to team up with Vinnie D’Angelo…. Poor Butch, he screwed with the wrong people.

There is a sweet ending that culminates with the picture of Apollonian beauty himself, Logan McCree, being drilled by Vinnie’s unmerciful cock. Out on the Hit was hot film filled with hunky, masculine guys.  I tend to like my menz (sic) strong & ripped with a “pulling-your-hair-while-my-cock-impales-you” glint in their eyes.  We are presented with too many hot models for me to distinguish just one good performer.  However, when Rafael was being split open on a pool table, I swear my DVD player began smoking….yes, it was a pretty hot scene.

Starring Vinnie D’Angelo, Jean Franko, Tiko, Logan McCree, Butch Grand and more hunky men, Out on the Hit is a tale of what happens when you mess with a REAL Alphamale.

Out on the Hit recieves 3.75 out of 5 StudMuffins from Hugo Harley, your Resident Gay Porn Addict.

This is my attempt to start a regular thing going with this blog: Fucking Fantastic Film Fridays! I was gonna do something more akin to Free Frosty Float Fridays but I figured my general readership would be more interested in hot men than in cold ice cream. And also I don’t have the fund$ to give everyone a free Frosty float.

That being said…

The winner of this week’s FFFF is: SLEAZE from X Offender.

Bearded, beefy Manu Maltes takes on smooth bottom boy Axel against the bar, for an appetite-whetting fuck ‘n’ suck, before running into hunky David Korben in the men’s room. But Korben gets distracted by sexy, tattooed Matthieu Paris, and the two get down to a nasty bondage and dildo-packing session in the cage, rounding off their night with some greased-up hand-to-hole action on the floor. Jack Stuart, Carlo Cox and Trojan Rock are up next, with deep throating, circle jerking and a double fuck that has Stuart yelling the roof off. Meanwhile, burly bear Franco Cento spies lean, hard-bodied Lee Heyford in a dark corner, initiating a nasty, spit-drenched ass-play session, building to an awesome hole-stretching finale.

Shot in an edgy, voyeuristic style, X Offender’s premier production takes its audience on a seedy excursion through the sexual underground. With a nod to the golden age of seventies skin flicks, Sleaze delivers a feature-length wad of hard, heavy, man-on-man action, served up by a stable of nine of Europe’s finest.

As you may have read, Sleaze definitely has what scientists are calling “an all-star cast.” With guys like Trojan Rock and Carlo Cox , it’s almost literally impossible for a film to be anything less than jizzworthy. These guys have been together through thick and thin, through Men at Work, Out on the Con, Out in the Open, Hairy Hunx, etc.

And it’s not just them either. The rest of the cast (including one of my pet faves, the lusciously bad inkboy Matthieu Paris) is strikingly sexy and intense. Just watch the trailer I posted at the bottom of the entry and you’ll get a) a thesaurus listing of words (uh, wtf X Offender?) and b) a preview of the ass-slamming, pig-fucking, intense session of London’s underground sex fiends. OH DADDY!

PS: Totally unrelated, but has anyone else seen the trailer for THE TRAINER (Falcon)? Holy shit does it look hot. Expect a post soon.

Sleaze definitely gets a 2 thumbs-and-a-dick up.

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