So there’s this new film, right? Well…it’s not new per se in that it hasn’t even been released in the states yet! However, being the awesome little cocksucker that I am, I have what we call “friends in high places” and therefore can bring you an exclusive pre-release REVIEW from one of my good friends, and GPA (Gay porn addict…self-professed) Hugo Harley!

Before we begin with the review, here’s a little somethin-somethin to pique your curiosity. Whose massive member is featured below? Can ya guess? Can ya??? Here’s a hint: this all-star cast boasts not ELEVEN but TEN sexy boys including (but not limited to) Shane Stone, Matt Hughes, NEWCUMMER Will Richards, Alex Stevens, Phillipe Delvaux, and Jak Williams.

Can you guess who?

Secondly, and this is for my dear reader JAKE who commented (unlike the rest of you vaginas) several posts back, about what he wanted to see. And you know…THE Studmuffin delivers. Not unlike the empanadas I’m having delivered to my apartment on this rainy, rainy day:

It's Alex Stevens, bitch.

ANYWAY. And now for your official review:

“My hobbies? I just like going to the gym and making porn….I’d like to be a big porn star.”

Watching the delectable Philippe Delvaux speak definitely makes one’s groin tingle (in a good way of course.) I’ll be the first to admit that it took me a while to warm up to this Belgian cutie. But hearing him speak in Simon Booth’s latest feature, Porn Boy, I immediately fell in love with him. (It doesn’t hurt that he’s got a nice huge cock and is an expert at taking a pounding—both plusses for this reviewer!)

In his newest film, Booth (Straight Boy, Legion Boy, Borstal Boy) describes Porn Boy as “a film that blends fiction with reality.” And it does so well, I must add. Though this concept of showcasing the ‘behind-the-scenes’ aspect of porn has been done before, this is the first film I’ve seen that goes beyond and breaks down the proverbial 4^th wall of gay porn.

In the first scene, we find the hunky Will Jamieson (Office Boy, Borstal Boy) filling in the role of a plumber and fixing Tristan Dean’s sink. After a few remarks, we find lithe twink Tristan slobbering on Will’s meaty cock. Soon, Tristan is on all fours being pounded by Will. One facial later, Will Jamieson recites his line: “Next time you need my hard plunger, just give me a call.” Will immediately bursts out laughing, looks directly into the camera and asks the director if the line could be changed.

Throughout Porn Boy, I found these touches about how the actors react to being sucked off, their future aspirations, and taking Matt Hughes 11 inches of hard cock—you’re a champ Jak Williams!—to be quite a turn-on. The stars that we’ve watched many a times being pounded, taking gobs of wet juicy semen on their faces or taking at least two hung uncut cocks up their tight holes at the same time…they have lives beyond the camera.

Now usually at this point, I like to point out the star/actor that made me finally blow a load all over my keyboard. I’m happy to say that it was a 3-way tie: Alex Stevens, Philippe Delvaux, & newcummer Will Richards. We all know that Philippe Delvaux is just too sexy and adorable not to comment on. Alex Stevens has grown up to be such a studly little fucker. (Have you seen those abs?!) Now Will Richards… somebody better keep an eye on this one. Playing the role of a Eurocreme Production Assistant, Richards narrates the events of the film and gives us brief little intros to all the scenes and their stars. His hot little body and beautiful sea-green eyes were enough to keep my attention throughout the movie. The recurring thought in Will’s mind is: Should I finally get in front of the camera and take the plunge…into somebody’s ass?

In all, Porn Boy is tight little feature that interweaves fact and fiction. Starring Matt Hughes, Alex Stevens, Will Jamieson, Shane Stone, Jak Williams, Philippe Delvaux, Will Richards and several others, this movie explores the going-ons of a Eurocreme Production. I call it a gem of a movie that is different from the other Dream Boy Productions.

Porn Boy receives 4 out 5 StudMuffins from Hugo Harley, your Resident Porn Addict.