Why Do We Love Men?

Posted By on August 12, 2009

I love men. As you can probably tell by like, 9/10 posts on this blog, I want a MAN and not a barely-legal bitch who screws his pretty little face up in a grotesque manner as his quaint virgin hole is annihilated.

And apparently, gay America is right along with me. Take the 2009 GayVN awards. Raging Stallion’s To the Last Man, a notably manly flick, swept the ceremony with 13 awards including Best Pictures, Best Actor, and Best Supporting Actor. Wikipedia has this to say about Best Actor Ricky Sins (Hotter Than Hell, Inkstorm, Ink Stain) :

Ricky performed eight years of service in the US Army as a Special Forces Sergeant First Class.[2] During his military service he had 28 confirmed kills. Three of his military years were spent in Iraq where an explosive device caused head trauma, damaged his hearing in his right ear, and broke his right wrist.[3]

Kinda like the anti-twink right there, don’t ya think?

Nothing about this guy is twinky.

Nothing about this guy is twinky.

Best group sex scene went to one of my all-time favorite movies: Black Scorpion’s SEX HIKER. And Logan McCree, one of my top 5 people I’d like to stick my dick in (oh, also Sarah Palin…just to watch her squirm…and by stick my dick in, I mean stick my dick in her eyehole. And then get her pregnant with my amazing politically-charged sperm but she won’t be able to have an abortion because of Obama’s Baby-Killing Plan Death Panel), Logan McCree won Best Performer.

Thats the last expression she would make before my dick slipped into her eye.

That's the last expression she would make before my dick slipped into her eye.

Interestingly enough, the only explicit TWINK on the GayVN Awards is from Bel Ami, for Best Actor in a Foreign Release. And we all know (and some of us love) the European twinkmongers like Eurocreme, Bare, Staxus, etc.

SO. The point of the matter is: America loves Men. I don’t want to get too cultural and analytical about this, but it’s an interesting thought. I was reading this post on Gawker a few days ago, and a commenter made the point that our gaydar is basically nullified when it comes to European men–they generally tend to take great care when it comes to grooming/outfitting/etc. — at least a lot more than the stereotypical American man.  I bet this has something to do with why Europeans/European porn seems more geared toward the clean-cut than American porn. This is obviously NOT ALWAYS THE CASE. Have you seen the Alphamale / Bulldog lines? Definitely exceptions to the rule.

Maybe, and this is stretching it, it has something to do with the fact that America’s a relatively new country and we’re on kinda shaky terms with the rest of the world as it is. Maybe we want the illusion of comfort, protection. When you’re being force-fed scare tactics and the airport thinks your nipple rings are terrorist devices (ahem), when people try to kill your president and the economy is falling down on itself the way you, depressed out of your mind last Saturday, fell drunkenly onto the pavement…well, any inkling of security is worth latching onto, even if it is the old stereotype of He-Man coming to save the day.

I spy...with my little eye...a really fucking phallic symbol!

I spy...with my little eye...a really fucking phallic symbol!

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Brian Elizabeth Ritz. 23 year old faggot from Brooklyn. Young, fun, occasionally full of cum. A fan of the cock. A cockmonger. Writer. The gay porn blogger your mother warned you about. ;)

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3 Responses to “Why Do We Love Men?”

  1. jockboy384 says:

    yo i like ur pics all the time but this isn’t true like u don’t know what a twink is if u think eurocreme has only twinks youre wrong! have u seen like matt hughes (11 inches!!!)? he’s not a twink and he is the eurocreme STAR right now. u should post more on HIM he is NOT a twink but sooo yummy.

  2. Hugo Harley says:

    Jockboy does have a point in the sense that Eurocreme doesn’t only have twinks. However, if you look at the overall library of Eurocreme’s movies, you’ll find that their guys tend to be on the younger end. (ie: Dream BOY, Borstal BOY, IndieBOYZ). While Matt Hughes isn’t exactly twinky (I’d call him studly), some of the incredible talent is…. just sayin’….

  3. bellami says:

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